my name isnt evan | @dcthedon__

Joined February 2020
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13 Jul 2024
im watching the paint dry over you 🫠
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bbl classic
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my girl beats the fucking shit outta me till i start crying because i deserved it
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cheating and still cant beat me 😭🙏
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i think it’s time to watch dexter again
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no elon i don’t want to ask grok what the message says i want to react to it
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and?
a lot of men would sell they pssy if they had one
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Jun 16
nap time
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Jun 15
3 tornados by my house yesterday and i slept through all of them
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Jun 15
is this the most unwinnable game ever
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Jun 15
fuck
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Jun 15
good gas nep
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Jun 14
NINETEEN???
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Jun 14
preciate it
Jun 6
brunson close this shit out and i’ll never slander your name again
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ev retweeted
this summer i will beome more retarded than anyone has ever imagined
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ev retweeted
can people normalize being useless because i genuinely don’t do shit with my life or contribute to society in any way
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Jun 13
lost 2 in a row
Jun 13
valorant finally gifted me a win streak #blessed
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Jun 13
valorant finally gifted me a win streak #blessed
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