Retired traditionally trained Direct Entry Midwife. Now a tech mom, Compiling Motherhood with too many open threads.
Joined November 2024
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Jun 14
A new one to add to the list of completely normal human experiences that we have decided to deem unique to ND.
Iโd be interested to hear from any single person who has never ONCE felt bullied or taken advantage of
Jun 12
80% of autistic adults felt bullied or taken advantage of by someone they had thought was a friend.
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Jun 14
โIโm just gonna do this quick little sewing projectโฆโ
(My last words before taking 2 weeks to make a dress that should have taken 2 hours)
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Jun 14
Link to one of the inspo dresses.
Would have been well worth $85 ๐
etsy.com/listing/1751469825/โฆ
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Jun 14
I made a 6 hour drive in 6 hours so X says Iโm engaging in inauthentic behavior? lol
I am real!!
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Jun 13
Through the years both mine and my husbands sex drives have varied. Sometimes mine is higher, sometimes his is.
And through these years, I have learned that I handle one of these much better than the other.
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Jun 12
Every time.
Evangelical: Iโd like to tell you about Mormonism.
Mormon: Oh, are you a former member?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Have you read the Book of Mormon?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Doctrine & Covenants?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Pearl of Great Price?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: General Conference?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Official Church publications?
Evangelical: No.
Mormon: Then where did you learn what Mormons believe?
Evangelical: A guy on YouTube who learned it from another guy on YouTube who learned it from an anti-Mormon website in 2007.
Mormon: Ah. Please continue explaining my religion to me.
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Jun 11
Yes! โHealedโ is not a destination.
this life is not a dress rehearsal. stop postponing your joy until everything is fixed, finished, healed, explained, or approved.
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Jun 11
8 yoโs best friend lives with her GREAT grandparents
Last night they invited her to go to the park this morning.
Guys. They asked her to be ready at 6 A.M. SIX
I will be useless today.
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Jun 11
Sick of Mormons being talked about and I want to go back to being weird people no one thinks about.
Maybe the JWโs could do something interesting for once and take the spotlight.
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Jun 11
I think giving new customers a better price than loyal, consistent customers is stupid.
I get the idea of drawing in new customers but a loyal monthly menโs cut or family who consistently services their AC twice a year etc. Is more valuable than one person who never returns.
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Jun 11
Canada has no large permanent underclass minority lmfao
Canada seems like it tried to imitate American wokeness (as it imitates American everything), but wokeness didn't really fit Canadian society as well (because it has no large permanent-underclass minority), so it mutated into something very toxic and bizarre.
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Jun 10
Leaving for ten days and making sure my husband remembers what my daily chores are (we both have things we maintain around the house on a daily-weekly basis)
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Jun 10
Americans thrive under pressure and we are 1000% used to people hating us for ridiculous and often inaccurate reasons.
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Jun 10
Curly hair shit is like bread shit
Yโall doing way too fucking much.
Itโs not that complicated. In fact, if you do *less* in every single step, youโll probably get better results.
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Jun 10
This is adorable but I feel like these guys need an American tour guide to tell them what to order or not ๐
Jun 9
Quesadilla Explosion Salad
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turtle retweeted
yall dont have to make stuff up about America, you know. there's plenty of embarrassing things to make fun of us for. unless this is rage bait and i got got
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