Probably tweeting something about games, the real housewives or random thoughts. all views are my own and do not represent that of any brand or employers.
Joined August 2012
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S.A.M retweeted
31 Dec 2025
Cause of death: The waiter kicking them out mid-argument because he was over the drama. #RHOSLC
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29 Oct 2025
Bronwyn really studied Housewives hard before joining… and it shows; trying to be Erika Jayne & Lisa Rinna at the same time… #RHOSLC
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S.A.M retweeted
17 Sep 2025
Brittani: Lisa Barlow is like a sister to me.
Lisa Barlow:
#RHOSLC
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S.A.M retweeted
17 Sep 2025
bronwyn saying she’s a germaphobe. like maam we saw the dog shit on your floor last season. be so forreal
#RHOSLC
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S.A.M retweeted
26 Apr 2025
✨ thee songbird supreme ✨
25 Apr 2025
Post the best vocalist of all time.
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29 Jan 2025
I’m gonna need bravo to put that audio glitch on any time a housewife says “ hey siri” & stop setting off my HomePod
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S.A.M retweeted
28 Jan 2025
Tesco: “£2.99 please.”
Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.”
Tesco:
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S.A.M retweeted
14 Nov 2024
Amy wanted to be remembered for her final vows deceased moment , but she’ll be remembered for her bum hole #MAFSUK #MAFS #amysbumhol
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S.A.M retweeted
12 Nov 2024
"This marriage is deceased. I wear black to mourn it's death". Is Amy auditioning for a part on Eastenders? Who was that performance for? Luke deserves so much better #MAFSUK
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12 Nov 2024
It’s giving Tess Daly
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S.A.M retweeted
2 Oct 2024
‘Eve, with respect, you’ve lied on the couch today.’
👏👏👏👏 #MAFSUK🤵🏾
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S.A.M retweeted
20 Aug 2024
🚨 NEW - #StarTrekPicard Funko Pops!
Featuring Jean-Luc Picard, Raffi Musiker, Jack Crusher and Seven of Nine!
Available to Pre-Order from the #StarTrek Official Store.
Shipping estimated 2024!
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S.A.M retweeted
27 Mar 2024
Anniversary adventures commence 🎉🦋
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S.A.M retweeted
18 Mar 2024
Why are you asking if the cameras are down yet?
Oh Ashely set this confrontation up! #RHOP
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