joke craftsman

Joined December 2012
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30 May 2025
The characters Tide, Baylor, Sheddy, Fu interact in the strangest ways because of their variety of worldviews. #AFEWLINESONLIGHT #aflol
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The only thing more pathetic than US MAGA are Canadian and European MAGA.
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27 May 2025
Yo, check this out. In this wild scene, we got these gorillas chillin’ in their outdoor spot, livin’ their best life. That big dude over there? That’s the silverback, the head honcho of the crew. Now, them female gorillas, they be gettin’ close, givin’ him them looks, maybe a touch or two, tryin’ to catch his vibe. It’s all part of their game to keep the family growin’, keepin’ the species strong. But hold up—some of that closeness might just be them bondin’ or groomin’, not always about romance. Nature’s deep like that, full of moves we gotta watch close to understand.
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Replying to @CityNewsTO
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26 May 2025
Nothing @kanyewest does can hurt you, don’t forget that my friend, never forget that.
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25 May 2025
Got all your ip addresses #haterz get your own punchlines fago’s
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23 May 2025
The Grey Cardinal #loverrukk
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21 May 2025
This is fricking embarrassing, @ABDanielleSmith @UCPCaucus @JackieLovelyAB 1 of these is not like the others... #ableg
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23 May 2025
"attempting to explicate the relationship between crime and economic forces" #diafaniagapi
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23 May 2025
Oh who am I kidding, some people are just born to be in politics, so I’m announcing my candidacy for president of earth. Grab your slingshots bitches we’re going in. #afewlinesaboutlight
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19 May 2025
When lsraeI bombed the first hospital in Gaza, the world wouldn’t believe it and Israel blamed a misfired rocket from Hamas. lsraeI has now destroyed all 36 hospitals in Gaza including its largest, the al-Shifa Hospital. THIS IS A GENOClDE 💔

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Dude is unknowingly street performing in front of the lead drummer of the song he’s performing

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An absolute masterpiece 👏👏👏

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20 May 2025
Lotta submarine jokes on Twitter today lol interesant ;)
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20 May 2025
Shift work or gift work?
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