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8 Nov 2023
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8 Nov 2023
Elon Musk’s company “Neuralink” is looking for a volunteer to have a piece of their skull cut open by a robotic surgeon so it can insert thin wires and electrodes into their brain.
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7 May 2023
I hate it when some YouTuber is talking about how they watch a lot of documentaries, but they pronounce it donkey-mentaries.
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5 May 2023
I was getting a haircut today and the barber dropped the scissors on the floor. The other barber was using the only other pair, so I'm pretty sure my guy picked up a grip strengthener and was using it to pretend like he was cutting the hair on the back of my head.
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6 Sep 2022
Didn't think I'd end up watching two different documentaries about Woodstock 99 this year.
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4 Sep 2022
I loved Funny Pages in part because of how it accurately depicts cartoonists as the most adaptable living organisms on the planet.
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27 Aug 2022
Last night I was remembering how when people die on Everest, they just leave the bodies where they fell and one of them had become so famous he has a Wikipedia page. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_…
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27 Aug 2022
There's like 200 corpses just lying around on Everest, so it would be an excellent location for one of those extreme haunts.
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23 Jun 2022
Found a pair of pants in a friend's freezer. He says he puts them on right before he goes outside on really hot days. Didn't realize this was a thing.
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14 Jun 2022
NYC needs a theme restaurant that encourages crying in public. Everyone who works there is already barely holding it together. Every table is a table for one, so if a party of two shows up, they have to push two tables together and these tables are especially noisy when moved.
16 May 2022
My number of long exasperated sighs is up 1000% in the past week.
27 Mar 2022
Station Eleven was really wonderfully adapted for TV, and filled with so many clever details. This cover of Excursions came out of nowhere and floored me. youtube.com/watch?v=TcT4Pi0Z…
Joseph K. retweeted
The first episode of Season 4 is on Kickstarter: kck.st/36ziKiH

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Whether it be through the classic plants ‘n’ poetry route, or perhaps a more roundabout way, with VR goggles and talking in your sleep, these works will definitely inspire you to open your heart! 🥰 Reserve your spot on the lot now, before it's too late: bit.ly/33W2EyU
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26 Jun 2020
Do the Right Thing is a free rental on all the major providers through June 29. It's one of the great New York films—one of the great American films—really, one of the great films overall. And it's just as timely now as it was in 1989. If you haven't seen it, fix that now.
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20 May 2020
Creme Puff (1967–2005) lived to be 39 and aside from cat food, subsisted on broccoli, eggs, turkey bacon, and coffee, along with an eyedropper of red wine every other day. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o…
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24 Mar 2020
You probably need something new to watch. I just recently discovered Joe Pera Talks with You, which is like slow TV mixed with a sitcom. I love it. It's funny and calming in a way that is especially nice right now. And it's free to watch online. adultswim.com/videos/joe-per…

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24 Mar 2020
If you're wary of my recommendations and only willing to commit to one episode, this is the one. 11 minutes! adultswim.com/videos/joe-per…

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