Codemart is a closely knit team of specialists, having the best time of their lives when writing code. Core developers of @thevirtualbrain π©βπ¬π¨βπ¬
Joined August 2019
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Jun 5
tfw you converted all Postgres record IDs to base-2 numeral system π«’
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May 26
More than 160 researchers, clinicians, infrastructure experts, patient associations, the private sector as well as policymakers from 24 countries gathered in Munich on 21β22 May for the EBRAINS Roadmap Symposium, a milestone in shaping the EBRAINS Roadmap 2026β2036 and the future direction of European digital neuroscience.
Read more π ebrains.eu/news-and-events/2β¦
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May 21
your 1st day as project lead, motivating your team by chanting "Spor! Spor! Spor! ReuΘim!" πͺ
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May 13
how many times have I warned us not to use fractional story points?? π§
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Apr 27
2 stackoverflow users linking you a 8-year-old deprecated answer which doesn't compile π¬
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Apr 15
when I was a junior we didn't docker-this, docker-that, we just SSH'd into PROD and changed some files and the world didn't end π
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Apr 9
"soooβ¦ what's our procedure to recover a table ifβ¦ umm a friend βhypothetically β updated all rows by forgetting the ππ·π΄ππ΄ clause?!" π
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Apr 1
you closed the ticket as "won't fix" and the client wrote "thanks for looking into it" π₯³
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Mar 25
Summer 2026: Join us for 7 weeks of *paid* internship! π¨βπ»π©βπ»
Learn from projects like a global B2B eCommerce system πͺ, the leading large-scale brain simulator π§ or public transport management ππ
How to apply: codemart.ro/codemart/zwei/chβ¦
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Mar 23
so i stored all passwords in one table and used foreign keys to reference them. I mean most users have the same passwords anyway, right? Gonna save us 7 GB storageβ¦
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Mar 20
the client's server runs Suicide Linux and every typo is aliased into ππ -ππ /
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Mar 14
Our Brainiacs Paula π§ & Teodora π§ are enjoying their stay in springy Nice, France π«π· as workshop speakers for the 1st @EBRAINS_eu Student Conference on Interdisciplinary Brain Research: teaching how to use @thevirtualbrain to build In Silico replicas for personalised treatment
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Mar 12
when you ask your architect how much it will cost you to auto-scale on AWS π€·ββοΈ
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Mar 8
Today you're hearing a lot about us, the women in the IT industry. We're glad you're listening! Since women are tuning all this code, orchestrating all this machinery and sounding the alarm when things go south. Make sure you hear us!
Happy #WomensDay 2026! π π€
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