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Joined July 2013
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
I am the lead engineer at ai.com. We had $78 million to work with. $70 million went to the domain. $8 million went to the Super Bowl ad. Β I got the rest. "The rest" was $500 and a Cloudflare free tier. This ratio -- 156,000 to 1, marketing to engineering -- is not a bug. It is the business model of the entire artificial intelligence industry in 2026. You do not need a product. You need a name. Preferably two letters. Preferably letters that made investors lose bladder control in 2024. I built the website in a weekend. I didn't build it, actually. I described it to OpenClaw (previosely Moltbook), (previously, reviously Clawdbot) and the AI built it. We are, after all, an AI company. Using AI to build the website felt appropriate. The AI charged us nothing. We are charging users $20 a month. This is called "margin." We have a free tier and a paid tier. The free tier gives you access to a product that doesn't exist. The paid tier gives you access to the same product that doesn't exist, but with more input tokens. No one has asked "input tokens for what." This is the kind of question that delays launches. Nobody checked if it worked. Nobody checked if it scaled. Nobody checked if it did anything at all. We were too busy approving the logo. The logo is a planet with a ring around it. Someone said it looked like the old Saturn car logo. Saturn went bankrupt in 2010. But the logo was free and our design budget went to the domain, so here we are, orbiting a dead brand at $70 million per revolution. Our product is an "autonomous AI agent" that "organizes work, sends messages, and executes actions across apps." Which actions. Which apps. At what cost. In the AI industry, these are called "implementation details." Implementation details are beneath us. We are a vision company. The vision cost $70 million. The implementation cost $500. The gap between the two is where shareholder value lives. Our press release promises the agent will "trade stocks, automate workflows, and update your online dating profile." We are building artificial general intelligence so it can fix your Hinge bio. This is on the roadmap. The roadmap is longer than the codebase. Our marketing says you can create an AI agent in 60 seconds. This is technically true. You type a username. You click "generate." You receive a loading spinner. Sixty seconds. What you do not receive is an AI agent. But the experience of waiting for one is, I'm told, "the product." Our press release describes a "decentralized network of billions of agents." We used the word "decentralized" because our CEO comes from crypto. In crypto, "decentralized" means "we haven't decided how it works yet." We have not changed the definition. This is not unique to us. OpenAI has raised $40 billion. Their product loses money on every user. Anthropic has raised $15 billion. Their stated goal is to build something they believe might destroy humanity, and investors are fighting to give them more. Microsoft has committed $80 billion to AI infrastructure this year. Their Copilot product tells people to put glue on pizza. The entire industry is a $300 billion screensaver with a loading spinner. We fit right in. Our CEO is the Crypto.com guy. He previously spent $700 million to rename a basketball arena and hired Matt Damon to tell America "fortune favors the brave" six months before crypto lost 70% of its value. He paid for our domain in cryptocurrency. I am told this was "tax efficient." I have learned not to ask follow-up questions about things that are "tax efficient." He is now pivoting from crypto to AI. In the industry, we don't call this "pivoting." We call it "convergence." Convergence means the last bubble popped so you inflate the next one using the same PowerPoint deck with different nouns. The Super Bowl ad ran during the fourth quarter. Thirty seconds. It told 130 million Americans to visit our website. The ad was thirty seconds. That's $266,666 per second. Each second of airtime cost more than our entire engineering budget. Second fourteen showed the logo. Second fourteen cost more than the website. They did visit. All of them, apparently, at once. The website went down. "Prepared for scale, but not for THIS," our CEO tweeted, adding three fire emojis. The fire emojis were load-bearing. They were doing more work than our infrastructure. The entire site was hosted on Cloudflare's basic tier, which is designed for food blogs and wedding photographers, not for absorbing the combined curiosity of a nation told to visit a two-letter domain during the biggest television event on earth. But the crash was, in a way, perfect. It is the most honest thing the AI industry has produced. A $78 million promise that, when 130 million people showed up to collect, returned a loading spinner and the words "please refresh and try again." Every AI company should adopt this as their mission statement. The previous owner of ai.com was OpenAI. They used it to redirect to ChatGPT -- a product that exists, built by thousands of engineers who were paid more than $500, running on billions of dollars of compute. We bought the domain from them to redirect to a page that asks you to pick a username. OpenAI also ran a Super Bowl ad this year. They sold us the domain, then bought ad time in the same broadcast to promote the product they used to host on it. We are now competing with the company that built the thing we may or may not be reselling. During the same commercial break. On the same channel. For the same audience. The AI industry is a snake eating its own tail, except the tail cost $70 million and the snake can't stay online. That's the product. A username. For an AI agent that doesn't exist yet. On a website that couldn't survive its own launch. Sold by a crypto CEO during a crypto winter. Wearing the logo of a bankrupt car company. Twenty-three percent of Super Bowl ads this year were AI companies. That's 15 out of 66. In 2000, it was dot-coms. Pets.com ran a Super Bowl ad. They went bankrupt nine months later. Their sock puppet mascot outlived the company. I'm not saying history repeats. I'm saying it rhymes, and the rhyme scheme is expensive. But none of that matters. What matters is the domain. Two letters. Seventy million dollars. The most expensive thing we own is our name. The least expensive thing we own is everything the name is supposed to represent. In the AI industry, this is called "brand-first development." In every other industry, it's called something else. Anyway, we're hiring. Backend engineers preferred. Budget: whatever's left.
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I love reading these @_kurtme looking forward to the next one.
30 Dec 2025
πŸš€ Part 2: Implementing Ethereum Account Abstraction! Build a smart account and frontend with signature validation, call execution, gas handling, and UserOperations. medium.com/p/account-abstrac… #Ethereum #ERC4337 #AccountAbstraction
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
22 Dec 2025
I just published Sending EIP-4844 Blob Transactions using ethers.js and kzg-wasm medium.com/p/sending-eip-484…
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Really?? Please just stop.. stay vigilant out there and don't click any links in these emails. This is only one example.
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
22 Sep 2025
New deep dive! Defi, stablecoins, & more with @CupOJoseph we talk his journey building stablecoins, his new one @NeriteOrg , and how he sees the landscape playing out. If you've ever wondered how Liquity or other non-USD backed stables can compete, then this is a must listen.
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
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Comfort zones are where dreams go to die.
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One more time πŸ₯³
3 Sep 2025
We just wanted to play it back in slow mo cause it's that fresh!
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Built a 100% local RAG system in both Python & TypeScript. Zero API costs. Your data never leaves your machine. Runs on a potato (4GB RAM). MIT licensed. Ship AI features without the cloud taxπŸš€ github.com/codenamejason/RAG…
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
24 Aug 2025
Just know that disrespect will close doors that apologies can't reopen.
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
Happy ATH day for $ETH πŸ“ˆπŸ₯³ Well deserved
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
8 Aug 2025
Itβ€˜s crazy how far weβ€˜ve come! Every usecase mentioned in the documentary, is an actual existing product. Little known fact: there are hundreds of project links in the Arc folder accompanying the docu πŸ‘€
17 Jul 2025
Remember what drew you to Ethereum? If not, hereβ€˜s something to remind you! πŸ™ƒ Built on Ethereum (trailer) watch w/ sound ON πŸ”Š
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This was great @petheth I love seeing you in the trenches asking the real questions.
30 Jul 2025
10 years ago, The World Computer was turned ON.
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
26 Jun 2025
We built an AI creative team that turns a sentence into a full video. The waitlist is live. Sign up nowπŸ‘‡
26 Jun 2025
Today we’re introducing you to the future of video. The world’s first Creative Operating System, we call it the HeyGen Video Agent. Upload a doc, some footage, or even just a sentence. It analyzes your input. Finds the story. Writes the script with taste. Selects the shots or generates the footage. Casts your actor. And edits everything… Pacing. Motion. Captions. An entire creative team built to tell your story. Whether it’s ads, TikToks, short films, product demos, or any other idea you’re dreaming up. Join the waitlist below. πŸ‘‡
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jaxcoder.eth πŸ”Š πŸ¦‡ πŸ”΄ retweeted
Your audience is onchain. Your community should be too! πŸ‹ Claim your Lemonade name πŸ‹ Launch your Stand πŸ‹ Add your team and collaborators πŸ‹ Customize theme with your desired flavor πŸ‹ Set up your events πŸ‹ Launch your custom social feed πŸ‹ Reward your community πŸ‹ Access powerful community tools and insights πŸ‹ Host it on your own domain πŸ‹ NFT Shops [coming soon!] Every community needs a home. Own your social graph. With Lemonade Stands powered by @LC , you get: πŸ‹ Custom social feed πŸ‹ Graph-powered guest lists πŸ‹ Onchain usernames Set-up your Lemonade Stand Today! lemonade.social/
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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I like when decentralized protocols have applications to build on them πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ this is not the way to get builders to build on it.. how we have gone so far from the path we started on..
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