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Computer Programmer @coder04life

Just a fellow programmer

Joined March 2014
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Java(fav) or objective-c(RT)
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Check out my new app on the apple App Store! It's called sky high balloon flyer
Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Programming is life #truth
One hundred little bugs in the code One hundred little bugs. Fix a bug, link the fix in, One hundred little bugs in the code.
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
Clean code >>>>>>>>
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds
Once a programmer was drowning in the sea. The programmer was shouting "F1 F1", but nobody understood him.
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
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