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programmersproblems @codersproblems

Code is easy. Life is hard.

Joined January 2013
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// at the tech interview if ((desc.includes('brownfield') || desc.includes('legacy') && interviewer.says("do you enjoy a challenge?")) { run(); }
Some codebases make you wonder if they aren't secret experimental playfields for the butterfly effect. For example: change the formatter, break the db connection.
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Front end devs are the de facto beta-testers of back end devs. #programmerproblems #codersproblems
The good programmer is the one that doesn't create problems. #programmersProblems #codersProblems
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Working extra hard because you're remote, tethered only by Slack, free, almost too free. #programmersproblems #codersproblems
The mysterious, disquieting Sunday afternoon emails "You have been subscribed to repository ABC EFZZ api frontend whatever my granny on wheels". Bonus points if coming from your previous company. #programmersproblems #codersproblems
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The anxiety and tiny, tiny guilt whilst getting commit notifications at 11pm on a Sunday. #programmersproblems #codersproblems #fomo
The show and tell to the client -- involving more rehearsals than La Traviata at the Metropolitan, and almost as much drama.
Every three lines of tslint.config, you can just about see the faint burn out of a broken friendship. #programmersproblems
The colleague that just won't review your pull request until begged cajoled implored and scolded. #codersproblems #programmersproblems
.@KarenPBuckMP You’re my MP. I just wanted to say thanks for backing a People’s Vote, I’m proud of you!
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When you have three Product Managers, two Product Owners, a Business Analyst, a Scrum Master and an Agile Evangelist... And one developer.
Programmers are the #programmersproblems.
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When you can’t really take your tech lead seriously, because you suspect they can’t code, only manage. #programmersproblems
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6 May 2014
If you got a problem, YO I'll over-engineer a solution to that problem until you regret mentioning your problem to me.
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Writing js comma-first is like riding a fixie: you may believe you have good reasons to do it, but really, you haven’t. #programmersproblems
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When you want to incinerate the chatty coworker who's standing between you and the problem you are looking into #programmersproblems
When you spend so much on a problem that solving it doesn't make you happy. #programmersproblems
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Suspecting the passive aggressive post-it at the retrospective was about you #programmersproblems
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