Full-stack dev building things & breaking them. I roast people so they roast me back.

Joined November 2011
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Claude Mythos 5 completely mogs Opus 4.8
Claude Mythos 5 and Claude Fable 5 Benchmarks
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May 31
Codex turned my typo into a whole feature lol
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May 24
"YO, DAWG!"
犬が柵を飛び越えるモーションが好きすぎる
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May 22
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May 22
Codex is behaving very strange today, the behavior has become very strange. It's no longer following instructions properly and can't handle long tasks anymore. Midway through a task, it randomly decides that the work is "good enough" and leaves the rest for later.
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May 22
I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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May 15
PR review : "Can we add a test for this?" Translation: "I do not trust this code or your confidence."
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May 19
And it don't seem to recover
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May 15
Why GPT 5.5 is so much slower today🐢🐢🐢
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May 13
PR review: "Interesting solution." Translation: I have concerns but HR says I need to be collaborative.
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May 13
TypeError: undefined is not a function Me: neither am I before coffee.
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May 11
Last few hours before codex limit reset ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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May 11
Replying to @theo
Hey @danshipper - this is some of the worst packaging I’ve ever seen on YouTube. You can tell from viewership gap. Lowest is 580 views. Highest is 23k. That’s a 40x gap. Anything bigger than 2x is a fireable offense on my team. I’m down to make a deal. I’ll “come on the team” for 2 days and unfuck all of this for you. All I ask in return is that you sponsor 5 episodes of my podcast at market rate. That will be cheaper than whoever you are paying, and 100x more likely to actually benefit you. Your current strategy is a suicide mission that will burn cash and trust. Let me fix it.
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May 11
Will it also help firms deploy troops to protect "peace," "freedom," and “democracy"?
May 11
Today we’re launching the OpenAI Deployment Company to help businesses build and deploy AI. It's majority-owned and controlled by OpenAI. It brings together 19 leading investment firms, consultancies, and system integrators to help organizations deploy frontier AI to production for business impact. openai.com/index/openai-laun…
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May 10
PR review translation: "Is this edge case handled?" I found the bug but I want you to experience the journey.
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May 10
Stack trace therapy: "Build failed in 6m 9s" Me: concise. hurtful. accurate.
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May 10
Times are so bad rn, if I was a firefly my ass wouldn't even light up.
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May 10
“drop the prompt” brother I cannot let the public see how badly I begged the model to make it work
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This!!!
This video is going viral on Instagram. The first fight ever between an Engine and Unitree robot at our new store space in SF.
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Improve your @OpenAI codex experience
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