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12 Jan 2019
The Risk Legacy Electronic Die Roller prototype test run.....lets rock and roll fam...no mercy
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9 Oct 2024
At war with local postmaster. Today took an unexpected twist
Months of threats they'd hold my mail..they finally did it
I call..finally..we exchange words. Postmaster says: "I need to find who is using my name!"
Have I been fighting an imposter postman ghost this past year!?!
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1 Oct 2024
How uncanny that when combining equal parts Owen and Luke Wilson you get older brother Andrew Wilson.
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3 Dec 2023
Three things to un-exist:
American Standard - British Imperial Standard will always be dumpster fire. Metric - Be smart, upgrade, move on
Tremolo Bar - Tremolo = volume, vibrato = pitch. Vibrato Bar
Conventional Flow - Electron Flow only. If ground is solid, go ham
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3 Dec 2023
One day I will share the story of how I changed to 300 amp service without shutting off upstream.
Hint: Not my brightest moment...but I technically survived.
Conventional flow serves no purpose, just think about electron flow and you'll be safe.
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10 Jun 2023
So can I ask why @OrvilleIV and @arnettwill have not sat in a room and created an entire series just by ad-libbing and stream-of-consciousness chatting?
Merely the creation process would be a show.
@batemanjason could be there to try and keep them on track...keyword try.
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10 Jun 2023
and this is how I found out about Brothers Solomon.
Plans for tonight ✅
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9 Jun 2023
Me, field trip, 3rd Grade, Zoo has Jurassic Park. They're working on robot T-Rex and the neck skin was moving so realistically.
The words came out before my mind could hit the brakes.
"Is that thing real?"
That teacher looked through me into my future and snatched my soul.
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1 Jun 2023
Whenever I start off a sentence with "Well theoretically..." I feel like a pretentious bag of hammers
It's my equivalent of "Umm.." and I use it in equal measure...soul-crushingly equal measure
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22 May 2023
Me: If this is true, the Wu-Tang Clan could be dangerous!
Son: I don't know what that is.
Me: What?!?!?
Son: I don't know movies dad.
My dear boy how I have failed you.
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17 May 2023
Neighbor being kind cutting grass with riding mower.
"Anything I can't run over?"
Thinking he meant branches etc as I just trimmed I say all good
Minutes later I watch from the porch frozen in horror as he beheads two good sized lavender bushes
God bless you Jim but DAMMIT!!!
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1 May 2023
Wait, you're telling me that the insulin manufacturing process is no different than how we make yeast bread yeast and alcohol!
I have a small vat of sourdough yeast in my fridge right now that cannot die fir years despite my ineptitude (it's bad)
Why is insulin not free!?!
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1 May 2023
The thing that makes coding hard is not learning a new syntax/language, it's that you are learning to use a new lens to view your problems and sometimes a different world
Similar to spoken languages echoing and influencing each other, your code reads like a caveman speaking
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29 Apr 2023
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Teaching kids lab safety in a comedic fashion but realistic
I'm thinking "Arrested Development" alway-leave-a-note guy style
No glasses while angle-grinding, ahh the blade was not molybdenum and shattered into my eyes, so much blood!
Just kidding, joke angle grinder.
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28 Apr 2023
I wince every time I: $>sudo apt seach
On the other hand I accept this is who I am, I will not stop, and I have made peace with it
Of all things taking me down the "accepting myself" journey I never guessed this would be my catalyst.
Linux you rascally little Buddha
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21 Apr 2023
"I don't even know her.
But I think I could love her..."
The person who wrote this song knew me before me was a me.
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17 Apr 2023
Driving the kids to Pokemon Club and they made the mistake of asking dad for music.
Here's some Polka-mon music kids! Mwahahaha
@alyankovic - Still crushing it
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14 Apr 2023
The person who gives ChatGPT a lead role at their company is the same sociopath who "life hacks" an extra hour of sleep into their drive to work using Teslas autopilot.
It's all working as expected until you think a white semi-truck is a cloud.
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12 Apr 2023
I saw this walking around downtown and I have a LOT of questions!
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