samson • inactive, find me on bluesky!
Joined December 2016
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1 Dec 2017
miqote wol getting the zoomies like full on Big Pupils Ears Back Full-tilt Sprint down the royal promenade like. see that? That's the warrior of light . Savior of the realm. She's climbing up a curtain
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Apr 2
this tl is pretty dead for me so i won’t be using this account at all anymore, you can find me on bluesky under the same username. thanks for everything!
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Mar 14
Let's get this place HUMID!
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Mar 13
Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The
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Mar 13
giving goomy body dysmorphia because I’m bored
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Mar 14
Don’t you think FFXIV battle markers look kinda like cute tile patterns?
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Mar 12
ヤ・シュトラの姉妹たち
ALT FF14, FFXIVART
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Eyes widened as dish after dish was brought to the table. Apple pie, jugs of mint an' lavender cordial! One enormous basin o' wild onion and leek soup! Wheels of white cheese with sage and acorns, hot loaves of Abbey bread! Fruit slices with hazelnuts with honeymaple preserves!
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Mar 9
got a switch 2 pokopia with my tax returnathan and it is sooooo fun and good
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Mar 8
pokopia featuring dumb and dumber
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Mar 7
마크에서
정말 열심지 만든 크리스탈타워 💎
자랑찌 합니다 ㅎㅎㅎ 😊
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4 Nov 2024
I FOUND IT
3 Oct 2024
i was trying to find one specific tweet and now my search history is the funniest shit ever
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for international women’s day you have to purchase a nintendo switch 2 from the nintendo switch family of systems & pokémon pokopia for the nintendo switch 2 for a woman out of the kindness of your heart without expectation of anything in return it’s the rules
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