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3 Aug 2025
This was my current library e-book so I figured I'd just buy it and let it go to the next person waiting. What I didn't realize is it would automatically be returned as soon as I purchased!
3 Aug 2025
Soho is running a promo for SAINT OF THE NARROWS STREET today. It’s $1.99 on Kindle. If you’ve considered taking a chance on it, now’s a good time to grab the ebook for the price of a pack of gum. amazon.com/Saint-Narrows-Str…
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3 Aug 2025
RT @CHTCTR: Buy an album or an amp (!). Read an interview. Kick in a few extra dollars if you can. Time sensitive. Please help ❣️
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4 Jul 2025
I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that last year LL Cool J put out one of the best albums (of any genre) of the year. Just an insanely great work of art that everyone should go purchase (with money) right now. Don’t stream it, you cowards, BUY IT.
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18 Apr 2025
Why I keep masking: defector.com/why-i-keep-mask…
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16 Mar 2025
So great to see the University of Texas in a basketball conference
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Texas-Xavier 2004, a great SXSW/March Madness overlap game (Texas lost and Xavier couldn't get past Duke).
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6 Nov 2024
The rare bit of good political news from last night
6 Nov 2024
If you're looking for why Rene Gonzalez lost, Liv Osthus played a major role.
When Osthus was elim., only 8% of her votes went to Gonzalez. The rest were split roughly 50-50 between Wilson & Rubio. That did him in.
But, when Mapps was eliminated, the top 3 split the votes.
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6 Nov 2024
A $9 flour tortilla in Manhattan? Unclutch those pearls, y'all. Read more from @cohenesque. texasmonthly.com/food/corima…
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5 Nov 2024
Other Election Day complaints from today based on conversations with people working the hotlines:
- too cold (this morning)
- too hot (this afternoon)
- DJs outside polling place
- ice cream truck giving ice cream to people with I voted stickers outside polling place
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5 Nov 2024
I don't know why more people aren't writing about this, so I did.
chron.com/sports/highschool/…
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5 Nov 2024
If you still have a mail-in ballot bring it to a dropbox by 8 PM today.
DO NOT MAIL IT!
5 Nov 2024
REMINDER: Mail ballots must be received – not postmarked – by 8 P.M. today. If you still have your ballot, do not put it in the mail. Return it to a secure drop box. Visit vote.phila.gov/ballot-drop-o… for an interactive map of drop box locations citywide. #PhillyVotes
ALT Image of a secure green drop box with the Philadelphia City Commissioners’ logo. Text above the drop box reads: 'Visit phila.gov/voting for an interactive map of election offices and drop box locations!' Below, it states: 'Mail ballots must be received by 8:00 P.M. on Election Day, November 5, 2024.' The URL vote.phila.gov is displayed in the bottom right corner.
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5 Nov 2024
I can't cancel the Spotify subscription I don't have, how 'bout you?
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5 Nov 2024
Thousands outside the Philadelphia Art Museum now watching Carson Wentz on their phones (or so I'm imagining).
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4 Nov 2024
The COVID era thing where there are always three shows on any given night continues unabated but this grouping of conflicts in Philadelphia on November 21 seems needlessly specific
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4 Nov 2024
Bruce Springsteen opened his show in Toronto tonight with "She's The One." First time he has ever opened a show with that. A nod to his choice in Tuesday's election?
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4 Nov 2024
Everybody in South Philly waiting to walk their dogs until the Eagles game ended
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3 Nov 2024
Gross.
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3 Nov 2024
Joel Embiid shoves author of weird column about him shaming the memory of his dead brother: defector.com/joel-embiid-sho…
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RFK Jr. says a future Trump administration will end public water fluoridation ow.ly/FqpU105NILL
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