professional drunk driver - I repost my art on @strayedshot - Brits dni
Joined August 2022
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Muddskipper πͺ (Tucker) retweeted
Jun 17
LITERALLY LIKE WHY THE FUCK DOES NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANTI INDIGENOUS RACISM βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
Jun 16
he is a white dude who appropriates a huge taboo in algonquian culture for his stupid ass brand and literally no one gives a shit and i'm really fucking sick of it
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Please do not try to scooch your Dodge Ram in the pump right in front of me when almost every other spot is open, I drive a Ford F-150, you will kill us both
I think the universal urinal rule should also apply to gas pumps at the gas station
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I think the universal urinal rule should also apply to gas pumps at the gas station
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The benadryl is because I struggle to sleep at night, we are using it appropriately as the box describes
People who use benadryl to get "high" are kinda lame
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He may be gone but his successor lives on
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Random standing fan I found on the side of the road and decided to take home, its me and you against the world
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Muddskipper πͺ (Tucker) retweeted
How life feels when
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I blistered my hand and then had to rip the blister off with my teeth because it somehow got a tiny rock in it
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What if powerscaling son transitions into shipping daughter
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Muddskipper πͺ (Tucker) retweeted
petplay but im a horse and i just sort of die for some reason
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Muddskipper πͺ (Tucker) retweeted
Jun 1
happy pride month to bisexuals, rest of y'all...pride I guess...
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My biological daughter who they made with my bone marrow or something
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People in the south literally build their houses on stilts to account for flooding and people in tornado alley build tornado shelters to account for yearly tornados
I fear you niggas are the only people in the world not prepared for yearly weather phenomena
May 25
americans making fun of european heatwaves the second a drop of rain hits the south and knocks out all their infrastructure
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Muddskipper πͺ (Tucker) retweeted
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