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“It’s the kind of sacred geometry you don’t just riff” #WidowsBay

He is a serial grifter who steels content, or ‘curated tweets’ as he puts it. Don’t give him a penny.

Yeah, good luck with that Alex.

Nazi salutes and bricks being thrown at police

You really need to watch the first season of ‘Sugar’. It’s extraordinary. Don’t read anything about it, go in blind.

My favourite watch on TV atm.

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours: “On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists. Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.” It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

Ireland will not broadcast the #Eurovision this week - and instead of the final, RTÉ will air a repeat of the Father Ted Eurovision episode A Song for Europe rte.ie/entertainment/2026/05…

On this day 41 years ago, 54 Bradford City supporters and two Lincoln City supporters went to a football match and never returned home. We will never forget those who sadly lost their lives, and as always, our thoughts are with their families and the hundreds still affected by the disaster to this day. Always in our hearts. 🎗️ #BCAFC

A huge thank you to @HarryPowell1999 for very kindly donating a squad signed @Argyle shirt for @TVickers1 to auction off for the @as9foundation. Thank you so much Harry- really appreciated by all the family 🙏🙏❤️❤️#pafc

This is our take on one of our favourite cocktails. We wanted to lean into the caramelised, smoky notes of our Flame Roasted Pineapple Spiced Rum while keeping the classic integrity of the Mai Tai 🍍🔥 Full recipe thesmokeycarter.com/cartel-m…

Matt Taylor shouldn’t be anywhere near this team next season.

Proud to have sponsored @ethanbrierley1 this season. Some player, and having spent some time with him, a lovely guy. I only wish Exeter City had seen more of him after the new manager came in. Looking forward to following his career going forward Good luck Ethan 👊🏻

Birmingham City and ‘plucky old Wrexham’ have skewed average wages in the lower leagues for years to come. Absolutely fucked well run clubs. So depressing.

Stay Alive will be a Sunday Times Bestseller this weekend. Thanks to everyone who’s supported the book, and bought, read or listened to it. And everyone who’s reached out - I’ve had some incredible messages. You’re all too fucking lovely. Here’s to Stuart: back in the charts.

4 weeks time, i will be braving stepping into a boxing ring 🥊 I've never thrown a punch in my life 😂 Its transformed my life and I've made some massive adjustments to my life! My choosen charitys are #AS9foundation/#TheBHF, My support has been disappointing to say the least.1/2

They were bottled offstage by Alice Cooper's audience, derailed by a death in The Pretenders and made U2's producer cry: How Big Country made one of the biggest albums of the 80s loudersound.com/bands-artist…

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