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Collin Alpert @collinalpert

.NET developer at Schleupen. Check out my GitHub for side projects which I will definitely still get around to.

Joined August 2015
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Collin Alpert@collinalpert
20 May 2022
Are you a .NET developer who hates boilerplate code? Then please consider stopping by my GitHub and checking out my Source Generator library. Feedback is greatly appreciated. github.com/CollinAlpert/Lomb…

GitHub - CollinAlpert/Lombok.NET: .NET adaptation for Java's Lombok using Source Generators.

.NET adaptation for Java's Lombok using Source Generators. - CollinAlpert/Lombok.NET

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frankie@frankieats
6 Mar 2025
finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this
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Ron Iver@ronnui_
28 Dec 2024
My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle
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HOCHBAHN@hochbahn
22 Nov 2024
Eine Haltestelle, an der nie ein Bus halten wird? So eine „Phantom-Haltestelle“ haben wir jetzt im Garten einer Demenz-WG in Altona aufgestellt. Für die Bewohnerinnen und Bewohner ist sie gerade deshalb Gold wert. Ein Thread fürs ♥️ … 1/3
Foto der Bushaltestelle "WG - Hospitalstraße"

ALT Foto der Bushaltestelle "WG - Hospitalstraße"

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trash
@trashh_dev
1 Oct 2024
everytime someone says the word proxy i just assume they’re a god damn genius
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E L H O T Z O@elhotzo
29 Sep 2024
Tagesablauf aller Nachbarn über denen ich jemals gewohnt habe
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Edward Kmett
@kmett
24 Sep 2024
A coworker and I were talking about the proper way to kill children in a food court once, in the wake of 9/11, and had mall security called on us. The ensuing awkward explanation of unix process terminology with a jittery mall-cop has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
neural nets.
@cneuralnetwork
23 Sep 2024
never studying OS again
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NoLogsNoCrime@NoLogsNoCrime
28 Aug 2024
Wife: what do you know about mail chimp? Me: I believe it’s a distant cousin to the survey monkey Wife: ….
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gabsmashh
@gabsmashh
29 Jul 2024
you're in his dms but i'm in his s3 bucket because he doesn't understand ACLs
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Turk
@gitpush_gitpaid
29 Jun 2024
designers will look you dead in the face and tell you these are two different colors
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Josh Sawyer@jesawyer
29 Jun 2024
I think it’s cool that we’re still using Bluetooth for a ton of things even though it’s super bad 👍
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Sächsische Wollmaus 📯 🏳️‍🌈 🧶@OrthoDel
23 Jun 2024
Ich hatte vorhin meinen Kaffee in der Nase. 🤣🤣🤣
Darth Lehrer @Darth_Lehrer "Putin startet Lauschangriff auf deutsche Küste!" Erste Ergebnisse: "Moin." "Moin." "Und?" "Muss." "Jo." 4:02 nachm. · 21. Juni 2024 · 366.770 Mal angezeigt https://x.com/Darth_Lehrer/status/1804152976665092245 _________________________________ 🎲Verdammnis🎲 @Dat_Verdammnis Wow erster versuch und er erwischt die beiden Quasselstrippen. 9:21 nachm. · 21. Juni 2024 · 7.443 Mal angezeigt https://x.com/Dat_Verdammnis/status/1804233079860420669

ALT Darth Lehrer @Darth_Lehrer "Putin startet Lauschangriff auf deutsche Küste!" Erste Ergebnisse: "Moin." "Moin." "Und?" "Muss." "Jo." 4:02 nachm. · 21. Juni 2024 · 366.770 Mal angezeigt https://x.com/Darth_Lehrer/status/1804152976665092245 _________________________________ 🎲Verdammnis🎲 @Dat_Verdammnis Wow erster versuch und er erwischt die beiden Quasselstrippen. 9:21 nachm. · 21. Juni 2024 · 7.443 Mal angezeigt https://x.com/Dat_Verdammnis/status/1804233079860420669

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Forrest Brazeal
@forrestbrazeal
28 May 2024
idk why people say funding open source is difficult
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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost
@hourly_shitpost
28 May 2024
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Ashley@khyperia
27 May 2024
frustrated at having to use reflection to access unity internals? use this one weird trick!
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
24 May 2024
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦@TRyanGregory
27 Apr 2024
On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt." Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?" One week after returning from Japan:
Japanese-style toilet installed in Canadian bathroom.

ALT Japanese-style toilet installed in Canadian bathroom.

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Justin Re: Covington@JCov1
2 Apr 2024
My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen
x@soulohlove
1 Apr 2024
booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity
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George Mayer
@GeorgeMayer
22 Mar 2024
I don’t actually get the point of kubernetes.
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Marc Stevens@realhashbreaker
19 Mar 2024
Here is a 72-byte alphanum MD5 collision with 1-byte difference for fun: md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hAcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak") = md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hEcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak")
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