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14 Sep 2025
Manny Machado is ready for the game! #padrespets #ForTheFaithful  #Padres @Padres @PetcoPark
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23 Aug 2025
Manny Machado is ready for the game! #padrespets #ForTheFaithful #Padres @Padres @PetcoPark
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29 Mar 2025
I find oud perfume so offensive
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9 May 2023
I really thought @phoebe_bridgers was the girl from friends this whole time
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20 Mar 2023
*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:
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10 Mar 2023
I’ve had half a glass of wine and I already want to cry bc I’m finally going to see Chris 😭😭😭
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10 Mar 2023
I love when I see little old men traveling in suits like they did in the 50s
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8 Mar 2023
I saw an ad on IG today for customized vitamins that had my name on it!!! This has gone too far! Has this happened to anyone else?!
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8 Feb 2023
Oh man I forgot to watch the state of the onion again
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20 Jan 2023
When Chris calls me bro 🤨
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18 Jan 2023
I’m really trying to get into scrambled eggs but the texture is so awful
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10 Jan 2023
Replying to @AmtrakAlerts
@AmtrakAlerts @SecretaryPete the situation for Auto Train 53 from Lorton, VA to Sanford, FL is ridiculous. We have been on the train for 25 hours and are only in Denmark, SC. We haven’t moved in 3 hours and are still waiting for a new crew to arrive. No update on when we 1/2
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10 Jan 2023
Additionally, the could become potentially dangerous as many passengers are elderly and the train is running out of food. It still appears as there is no way off the train until we reach our destination.
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11 Jan 2023
Update: we finally made it to Sanford, 20 hours behind schedule, but we’re finally here
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8 Jan 2023
I love going to the gym and getting strong but it’s been messing with my head. I’ve gained 20 pounds since college and I’m a size up in everything but I think I look better??? I can’t tell tho lmao
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23 Dec 2022
Chris hates when I ask him for a kith so I randomly sneak it in to catch him off guard
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15 Dec 2022
Can someone also tell people that the $ goes before the money amount!!
5 Dec 2022
I love my family but why can’t we have any appliances on the counter???
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1 Dec 2022
i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting
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