Mwaka mzima, mamae 🙆🏽

Lowkey looking for someone who can hack WhatsApp 💔

Madem huniona sosho media Sura mbaya aje kwani.unambia mtu mpatane na anavaa kama chokora nkts 😒

Sahi kuna baddie wa slave of matrix ashatafuta skirt fupi ya kunasa nayo office boyfriend wake kesho,saa hzo bwanake ako sitting anakula special super ya mchele dengu akiwatch sunday live.

When we are young,its the illusion of perfection that we fall in love with,As we age its the humaness that we fall in love with,the poignant stories of overcoming the depthful vulnerability of aging,,the struggles that grew us in Karmic stature,,the way a soul shaped itself to accomodate its circumstances with less energy to to help up our armer we are revealed and in the revealing we call out each others hearts. Where before wounds turned us off,,they are now revealed as proof that God exists, where we were once saw imperfect scars we now see evidence of a life fully lived

If you earned $10,000 per hour every day since the birth of Jesus Christ, you still wouldn't be as rich as Elon Musk.

We only have Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday to determine amount Elon will pay. We should fight "below minimum" I should deploy tractors for smallwigs

Sahi mtu anakona 100k followers anaeza Kula like moja ,apana chesaaa , usipo guza hatuguzi😂

They are newcomers in the World cup

What are you manifesting now?

Machozi imebaki sai ni ya kulia siku ya answered prayers 🥹

Milayas wa over 50 years wanajua kazi yao kweli gaddemit....experience tupu

Today I was on a call with my JSS babe and, out of habit, I went, ‘How you dey? Ah, I miss you o!’ Then it hit me,I was literally talking to her on the phone. I had to switch back to Kenyan English immediately, ‘Aii wueh’ 😂 Elon farming might soon extend to our own households.

Ni nini hiyo naskia Elon anakujianga zake za badge kwa mpesa bila hata kubisha

Wewe tuma rafiki yako ati anitest..yeye ndio nitataste

Nni inaeza fanya mtu aone vitu mbilimbili na hajatumia drugs?

Enyewe gigs hazina pesa ,kama nI bigwigs wanapigania our "guza " term

Germany is giving Curacao a beating

Niko lucky sina fiancee naweza rudi home anyday

Before you give up on X we jua hata wasee wenye wako na impressions mingi hawajaanza juzi. Nayo lazima ukuwe consistent na ukuwe catchy si Kila saa jesma twitter. Pia unafaa ukuwe msee anaweza adapt to anything juu hii TL huchange daily. Si utapata meme zinanasa, kesho politics, hio siku ingine football we kuwa flexible.