โIt's not just a daydream if you decide to make it your life.โ Actress by day, server by night and on occasion I play with monkeys. ๐๐๐ she/her NJ-LA
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I saw @hanwaddingham with my own eyeballs today and am not ok. โ๐ผ๐น๐ญ
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
If I had a quarter for every U.S. president who died on July 4th, I would have $0.75.
I would love to have a dollar. ๐ค
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
โ I hear some operaโ proceeds to do it herself ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅ๐
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
โWomen have a hard time submitting to men because itโs hard for Gods to submit to their own creationsโ altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl
Jun 16
A fascinating fact in history: Ancient Egyptians believed women were goddesses because they could create life.
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
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She looks RICH. I love her so much ๐ญ
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
Jun 16
"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
Jun 16
Eve performs โTambourineโ for NPRโs Tiny Desk Concert.
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Go outside and ride my bike to the beach. I miss it
Itโs 1995. You wake up. Thereโs no Wi-Fi. You donโt have a cell phone. You donโt have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok ๏ฟผ
What is the first thing that you do?
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RT @queerlilgremlin: โalmost fourโ sure sounds like he doesnโt consider the fetus sheโs pregnant with to be a real person yet
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
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Our girl better sweep!!!
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
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If a DJ ever plays HEATED while Iโm at the club, Iโm following them home ๐ฎโ๐จ
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
Jun 15
To this day I still say American Requiem alone won Beyoncรฉ that Grammy.
No other artist in that category had an American Requiem on their album. There was just no comparison.
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colleen ๐ค๐ผ๐ชฉโ๏ธ retweeted
Jun 15
โโ strong men - men who are truly role models - don't need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful.โโ
- Michelle Obama
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My first thought when she reached for that tea was โgirl donโt drink it. You donโt know this manโ and then I remembered men were in the writing room. The things they never have to worry about. Must be nice
how rebecca welton should've been moving on that boat in amsterdam.
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