One of the most incredible frames of snooker I've seen

The egg I’m poaching:

this made me feel insane

Flour Companies: What if we put it in a paper bag that’s only partially sealed at the bottom?

Flo on garden rescue just said “it’s like a Venetian blind, but vertical”. Yep, they are literally called vertical blinds. Vertical blinds are a thing. They are essentially non-horizontal Venetian blinds basically

Thanks for that @vernonkay, that was a great night out in, courtesy of @BBCRadio2 Piano Room. Great tunes, all enhanced by the concert orchestra. Still getting our heads around Back for Good being….31 years old!

Happy heavenly 100th birthday to Kenneth Williams. Voiced one of the best cartoons ever (Willo the Wisp) and also once guest presented Tomorrow's World. How he didn't get this gig permanently, I'll never know. What a voice 😀 Just imagine if he'd been your science teacher.

Matthew really understands brown as a colour. Constantly making effective use of it as a base, accent, or brown on brown. Excellent. @the_traitors_ #TheTraitors #Uncloaked

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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.

An idea for a trial in next year’s @the_traitors_ “On the boards in front of you are 18 pieces of ‘evidence’ cited at the round table. 9 are foolish and frustrating non sequiturs. You will add £1,000 to the prize fund for every one that you correctly identify” #TheTraitorsUK

The felt stop motion art of Andrea Love

Admit it. You laughed. 🤣🤣🤣

Scotland from space. Pic: NASA

Here it is…completely un redacted.

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

Yes, this is real. This guy decided to flirt with death by putting a light bulb on a fork in a microwave for our entertainment. Here is the fun part. Microwaves hit everything inside with electromagnetic waves at about 2.45 GHz. Normally they make water molecules spin like they are late for work, which heats your food. But an old incandescent bulb has a thin tungsten filament that acts like a tiny antenna. It grabs those waves, turns them into an alternating current, and the filament gets heated to thousands of degrees until it glows like it just found Jesus. The fork adds spice by concentrating the electric field at its prongs. That can create arcs, tiny lightning flashes, and even pockets of plasma inside the microwave. It looks amazing. It is also a great way to shatter glass, start a fire, or send your microwave straight to appliance heaven. So yes, it works. No, do not try this at home unless chaos is your love language.