My boyfriend texted me: "Babe, don't panic, but I need you to lie for me if my mom calls."
Two minutes later, his mother rang.
Before I could answer, he whispered: "Tell her I'm at work."
I was about to ask questions when I looked outside.
He was in our driveway.
Building her a surprise wheelchair ramp.
I've never been so annoyed to discover a man was being wholesome.
i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst
You lost her. You lost her attention, her kindness, and everything she gave you. She tried her very best to support you through every difficult situation you faced, yet you still disrespected her. You said things that deeply hurt her and affected her mental health. That was too much.
La saga de Toy Story debió terminar con la tercera película. Además de ser el final ideal, la última imagen es la de un cielo con nubes, que es precisamente la imagen con la que empieza la primera película. Un cierre de círculo perfecto. #ToyStoryLa1#ToyStory3
Anota aí!📝
Essas são as datas de estreia dos episódios da 1ª temp da série Harry Potter⚡️
Episódio 1: 25/12/2026
Episódio 2: 03/01/2027
Episódio 3: 10/01/2027
Episódio 4: 17/01/2027
Episódio 5: 24/01/2027
Episódio 6: 31/01/2027
Episódio 7: 07/02/2027
Episódio 8: 14/02/2027
I always find it silly when people dont "get" long distance relationships or dating people you met on the internet, meanwhile i dont get why its the norm to assume ur soulmate was born in the same neighborhood as you out of 8 billion people on earth but go off
Tonight night, an 18-year-old server came to me looking scared. A table of older guys kept making creepy comments, and one of them tried to grab her waist when she dropped off drinks.
I walked over, took his half-full beer, dumped it into a bus tub, and told him his tab was closed.
He said it was just a joke.
I told him not to touch my staff and to leave.
He demanded the owner. I offered the police instead.
Men: “I hate drama.”
Also men: juggling a wife, two exes, three side chicks, a secret child, texts they should’ve deleted, and enough unresolved trauma to fuel five seasons of a TV show.
Sir, YOU are the drama.
My fiancé just said " have a feeling that, over the course of our lives together, I will re-fall in love with you as many times as there are stars in the sky" and then just casually went on eating dinner like it wasn't the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to anyone
Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.