Comedian, founder of Stitches Comedy Clubs and fan of everything 80s!
Joined January 2013
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Apr 24
Find me at @GunwharfQuays hosting Comedy At The Tower on Friday 1st May! Amazing setting and marina - tickets from comedyatthetower.com
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James Alderson retweeted
Feb 23
EASTBOURNE ... Thursday 25th February
Devonshire Park Theatre - Tickets on sale now
stitches.fun/eastbourne-come…
@scottbcomedyuk @SimonBrodkin @comedyjames
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James Alderson retweeted
Feb 20
This show will leave you in stitches! 🤣
We're bringing three huge names to the Devonshire Park Theatre next week to bring the laughs to town! Opening with Scott Bennett fresh from two sell-out tours, true comedy royalty Jo Caulfield and prank legend Simon Bodkin, all hosted by the award-winning James Alderson.
🎟️Limited tickets left! Get your with the link below.
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Feb 21
Hope Andrew had a lovely birthday.
I’m guessing he was wishing he was blowing candles in the west wing though, rather than cock in D wing.
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I think Donald Trump actually only wants Greenland as he thinks it’s a huge theme park for golfing. ⛳️
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6 Dec 2025
I heard Trump has been given a FIFA peace prize. Isn’t that the wrong game?
Think they meant to give him the Call of Duty one.
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30 Sep 2025
Tony Blair and Donald Trump in charge of peace keeping in Gaza?
That’s like putting Fred and Rose West in charge of the orphanage. #Gaza #donaldtrump #TonyBlair
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James Alderson retweeted
29 Sep 2025
Hilarious comedy @GunwharfQuays this Friday at the spinnaker tower - starring @peterbrush_ @comedyjames Graeme Collard and @paulmccaffreys Tickets from comedyatthetower.com
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6 Sep 2025
In FAREHAM Live @FarehamLive tonight for just £23.50 join me and Paul Sinha and Cally Beaton and Mark Watson! Let’s have a laugh on your doorstep! trafalgartickets.com/fareham…
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25 Aug 2025
This week is the week to get the council to take your old telly, sofa, washing machine or fridge away for free!
Just leave it on the pavement outside your house and paint a St George’s flag on it.
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21 Aug 2025
I’ve got no problem with St George’s flags on roundabouts. In my day the only decoration you got on roundabouts was a “happy 30th birthday Nan!” bed sheet.
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15 Aug 2025
See you there!!
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3 Aug 2025
Quite fortuitous that this huge alien space craft comes along just when the Epstein list is due for release.
I really hope that when the big door opens on this space ship, a tall grey figure walks out, unrolls a huge scroll and starts reading out names.
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29 Jul 2025
See you Friday!
29 Jul 2025
We’re back this Friday with Harriet Dyer, Jack Campbell and Harvey Hawkins. See you at @GunwharfQuays this Friday at the spinnaker tower! comedyatthetower.com
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23 Jul 2025
See you there!
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22 Jul 2025
My doctor’s surgery has got an old McDonald’s Big Mac and fries and a milkshake on the front desk that was delivered in 2021.
Not to teach us a lesson about fast food. That’s just how slow they are to respond to anything.
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14 Jul 2025
I’m selling my wife’s supermarket cloaking device.
You walk up an aisle with your wife for 5 seconds, then turn around, and she’s gone.
Comes with the added optional extra of then looking down at your phone & seeing an irate message from your wife asking where YOU have gone.
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3 Jul 2025
Join me this Friday for an amazing comedy night at spinnaker tower @GunwharfQuays . Hilarious line up and somehow tickets left! @ExpressFM @BBCRadioSolent @CapitalOfficial @HeartSouth comedyatthetower.com
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3 Jul 2025
Just a huuuge reminder that tonight’s hilarious show in Havant starring @paulmccaffreys at the spring arts centre is AIR CONDITIONED!
Tickets on sale at thespring.co.uk/event/james-…
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