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Comedy Pro @comedypro

For 40 years, Comedy Productions has provided its clients with the best in comedy and variety entertainment nationwide. linktr.ee/comedyproductions

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Comedy Pro@comedypro
25 Apr 2019
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What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. #DadJokes
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I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it. #DadJokes
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What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. #DadJokes
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I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it. #DadJokes
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there. #DadJokes
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How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans. #DadJokes
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What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves. #DadJokes
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. #DadJokes
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I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.” #DadJokes
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“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes. #DadJokes
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When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body. #DadJokes
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Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it. #DadJokes
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Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend. #DadJokes
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During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them. #DadJokes
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Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time. #DadJokes
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I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it. #DadJokes
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A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright. #DadJokes
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My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear. #DadJokes
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. #DadJokes
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My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it. #DadJokes
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