--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, "Stand-Up" Guy, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--
Joined May 2013
- Tweets 15,124
- Following 2,910
- Followers 2,709
- Likes 77,704
1,724 Photos and videos
Jun 15
I dont care what anyone tries to tell you,...A1 was meant for pork chops not steak.
25
Jun 15
Who has a longer term?! Ole white dudes in Congress or ..Buffer's #UFC Intro....sweet geezus.
122
Jun 12
Ok. This is kind of nice. Im into it.
61
Jun 12
My algorithm is pretty much just pulled pork and cortisol videos at this point.
17
Jun 11
Ok. A Spanish lady typing "organice" instead of "organize" is adorable to read.
25
Jun 6
Listen. Its late. No one cares. But if @LeBronJames missed that shot! Plus the turnover. That Wemby hate better be decent tomorrow
...Is all Im sayin. #NBAFinals
64
Jun 3
Not gonna lie. Im pretty into this Jason Williams' daughter's softball stuff. #WCWS
(Did I apostrophe correctly?!)
1
135
Jun 3
Looking back. I just wish I would have gotten famous enough for them to put my face on a meme of a quote I never said.
36
May 29
I've never seen more blowouts in the NBA Playoffs in my entire life.
I no understand.
3
74