I wanna publish zines and rage against machines.
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26 Aug 2020
Turns out the Krazy Straw company will let you custom order pretty much anything
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RT @ClaireMPLS: a friend of mine in minneapolis shared this photo from near the renee good site: a neighbor opening up their bathroom for p…
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23 Dec 2025
wow that sure is a weird thing for the justice department to be saying!
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18 Dec 2025
I waited for a natural pause to speak and missed my window. Years went by
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12 Dec 2025
Great, more woke DEI slop from the commies over at Angel Studios
12 Dec 2025
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ animated adaptation of ‘ANIMAL FARM’
Starring Seth Rogen, Gaten Matarazzo, Steve Buscemi, Glenn Close, Laverne Cox, Kieran Culkin, Woody Harrelson, Jim Parsons, Kathleen Turner and Iman Vellani.
In theaters on May 1, 2026
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12 Dec 2025
Remarkable number of KCD2 fans in the comments who don't know what an RPG is.
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9 Dec 2025
Take note, Willmar is in Minneapolis now
8 Dec 2025
Liberals show their support for Somali businesses in Minneapolis, after they were caught stealing BILLIONS from US taxpayers..
The dumbest people on the planet.
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8 Dec 2025
Unless it's an ad for a refreshing Cerveza Cristal, I don't want it
Halftime: Dynamically weaves AI-generated ads into the scenes you’re watching, so breaks feel like part of the story instead of interruptions.
@krishgarg @yuviecodes @lohanipravin
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5 Dec 2025
This is our proposal
5 Dec 2025
Somalis are saying that they're willing to accept a two state solution in Minnesota.
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1 Dec 2025
"public figure, entrepreneur" really gives the whole game away
1 Dec 2025
just learned the mother of the student who wrote the essay is a lawyer who took on jan 6 rioters as clients, it’s making sense now
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20 Nov 2025
Godspeed You! Black Emperor made my soul vibrate
20 Nov 2025
Loudest concert you were at
NIN '94
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12 Nov 2025
The Chattanooga News
November 12,1917
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23 Sep 2025
154. In Kyme, an official of some sort is having a funeral. A stranger approaches those conducting the obsequies and asks, ‘Who’s the dead guy?’ One of the Kymaeans turns and points: The one lying over there in the coffin.’
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15 Oct 2025
Kinda depressing how many of the comments are "here's how I would use this incredible superpower to make MONEY"
15 Oct 2025
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10 Oct 2025
Just 34 now
9 Oct 2025
A lion does not concern himself with the fact he has a huge deadline on Dec 1 and still has 35 birds to illustrate.
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10 Oct 2025
RT @taylr: they covered jesus with a purple cloth for the forum to make it non secular because it’s in a church but it’s really just giving…
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20 Sep 2025
Great day that was !!!
20 Sep 2025
48 years ago today, Fonzie, clad in leather jacket and cut off jeans, "jumped the shark" on Happy Days.
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31 Aug 2025
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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20 Aug 2025
Don't talk to me about erosion of language, your name is Stepfanie
19 Aug 2025
don't do what? live in objective reality?
nah i'm good. i don't participate in the erosion of language or truth.
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18 Aug 2025
Is there a name for this kind of fallacy
17 Aug 2025
There is no such thing as a “Black Scottish” person.
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