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Talking to Vanilla Ice and going with "Tell your mom 'hello,'" instead of "Word to your mother," might be the dorkiest thing ever.
Vanilla Ice: Let's go back to the 90s and get cheesy and let's pull our back seats out and put in subwoofers and wear cheesy tight pants. "Leave it to beaver," come on.
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Sounds like that whole "unconditional" thing went great.
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CBS: The Iranians are saying they're gonna have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false?
JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation
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Pete’s kinda looking like he maybe got some shots in his forehead from Gaetz’s doc.
Jun 14
HEGSETH: Because of the foresight of President Trump, he has made us energy independent
BRENNAN: Energy prices are pretty high right now, so I don't know that the independence is helping people at the pump
HEGSETH: They're coming down and you've seen it. Heh heh heh
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What does he do, Clarice? What is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by saying this? He covets. How do we begin to covet? We begin by coveting what we see every day.
Jun 14
Why are Republican politicians so obsessed with other men’s sexuality?
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The "corrupt system" he is referring to here is the electoral college. If he would like to do away with that, I am sure the democrats would be open to the idea.
Jun 11
Trump: "The whole voting system is corrupt in Minnesota. I won Minnesota three times, easily. I won almost every county but they didn't give it to me. It's a corrupt system."
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TF is "nagelgence"?
Jun 11
Markwayne Mullin: "Kids have been getting raped over and over and over again because of the previous administration"
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A memo.
A fucking memo.
Jun 11
Q: You said this was just a concept of that agreement. Is this just essentially setting the stage for deeper talks?
TRUMP: It's a very strong memorandum of understanding
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Bu bu but..
Jun 11
Bud Light branding is up on the White House grounds ahead of Sunday's UFC fight
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
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It boggles my mind that there are still voters who can be swayed one way or another by ads. There is no nuance whatsoever between the choices.
Jun 10
He loves inflation.
If that’s not an ad for the midterms I don’t know what is.
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Most common surname in Mogadishu: Bock.
Jun 9
Minnesota GOP Senate candidate Michele Tafoya: "Anyone who tries to scream 'racism' or 'xenophobia' is just flat out wrong. There is a large Somali population that was associated with the majority of this fraud. It is a strong voting block. If you questioned it, there were charges of racism."
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Remind me again, what did Oz do before working in the admin?
Jun 9
Dr Oz on Medicaid requirements: "You have to work. You were not put on this planet to sit at home and watch television. The average person who's on Medicaid, who's able-bodied, watches 6.1 hours of television, or just hangs out, every day. That's not why God put you here."
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Look at him workin’ that neck. Little fella really tryna pull out all the tricks to sell this bs/appease him master.
His son’s phone probably just got an alert saying daddy Mike is self-abusing.
Jun 8
RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged?
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.
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Setting policy based on their frustrations?
Too emotional to lead?
Jun 9
Senate Leader John Thune defends Markwayne Mullin's plan to shut down international flights to major Democratic cities: "There is a high level of frustration at the sanctuary city policies ... we've got to do something"
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Well, he and his kid bond over a no-fap app that shares their monkey spanking habits with one another. I am not sure there was much base left to de.
How pathetic that a grown man debases himself by playing up to Trump’s “stolen election” nonsense that he himself knows is a lie. Democrats tried in 2020 to get Midwest swing states to count early votes before Election Day (see Florida) but GOP legislators killed those bills.
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Ace simpin' for Gary while Ted Cruz is prattling on about masculinity. Oy.
I yearn for the past, simpler, innocent times, like back when Mike Johnson was telling us about the no-fap app he and his son bond over.
Jun 9
Tim Scott is on Hannity's show doing some over the top simping for Lindsey Graham ahead of his primary tomorrow. I didn't think Graham was in any trouble -- until just now.
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"In three months I've demolished the navy, the air force, anti aircraft..."
But also:
"We've actually left their military alone."
Jun 7
WELKER: How long are you willing to give Iran to make a deal? You've been talking for quite some time
TRUMP: We really haven't. You were in Vietnam for 19 years. I won't even talk about World War 2, because that was the big one.
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Jun 3
look at how swollen the area under Trump's right eye is in his latest podcast appearance
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The Washington Monument is not a spire. It is an obelisk. Spires are on top of buildings.
Jun 5
Trump can't come up with the name of the Washington monument: "Washington DC between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington -- just think about this -- you know that beautiful spire?"
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This guy is happy that Wisconsin is getting less than half of one percent of the money?
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Mutilization of the kids and fertilation of the crops.
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