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Just use me baby... Like one of ur bad b*tches *18 only* (Not affiliated with any condom brands!) *Parody*

Joined February 2012
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21 Jan 2014
who cares if girls wear their leggings as pants like I will wear my leggings as a scarf if I want to shut the fuck up
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18 Jan 2014
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
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16 Jan 2014
My dick is called Batman. Bitches love when my Dark Knight rises
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15 Jan 2014
A penis has a sad life. His hairs a mess, His parents are nuts, His neighbors an asshole, His best friends a pussy, And his owner beats him
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14 Jan 2014
How to look hot: 1) stop being ugly
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13 Jan 2014
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis
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13 Jan 2014
Girls screenshot everything & then send it to there friends in a group chat and then laugh at people & that is why the girl species is evil.
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12 Jan 2014
I once wrestled an Anaconda for 30 minutes. Oh wait no, I was just masturbating..
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12 Jan 2014
I hate it when I get a boner in class and it flips my desk
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12 Jan 2014
If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It’s whatevs
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No @condom
11 Jan 2014
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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11 Jan 2014
I'm STD free πŸ”₯ Who else here can retweet that?!
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11 Jan 2014
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
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11 Jan 2014
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
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11 Jan 2014
its so cold outside, almost colder than my heart
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11 Jan 2014
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
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11 Jan 2014
If you slip between her thighs, condomize
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11 Jan 2014
Cover your stump before you hump
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11 Jan 2014
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever
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11 Jan 2014
girls who upload photos of them and their boyfriend kissing
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