The Mountain Dew @KwikTrip dunkers are a social experiment. Don’t fall for it sheepeople

Does the vent fan on a conventional microwave ever help?

This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire

I’m done with the Gary Sanchez experiment. 0-4 with two double plays and a strikeout. AVG .125 coming into the night. Done.

Who are the people keeping Noodles & Co. in business?

It’s a dry heat.

A great festival at a great parish!

Chad Patrick pitching in the 8th. Utopia for @WiscoGrant

David Hamilton joins Jason Kendal as the only 2 Brewers that can only hit home runs to left field @ Minute Maid

This is a great rant from @RamieIsTweeting !

Gary Woeful arc is loading

That White Sox chick broke PCA when she bullied him huh?

Hey it's @TimAllenRants!!! #PostGame #Brewers @TommyWSSP

Big news for me! I’ve officially accepted a role as an Outside Sales Representative for credit and debit card processing services. This is the first job I’ve ever had outside of baseball, and I’m excited for this new opportunity. My role is to help businesses that accept credit and debit cards save money on their processing services while also providing great personal service. No waiting on hold with a call center — if there’s an issue, you can call me directly, and I’ll help get you connected with someone who can fix it. I’m able to provide this service nationwide. As an added bonus, any business that completes a processing deal with me will also be featured across my social media network, including Instagram, TikTok, X, and Facebook. I’m also blessed to continue coaching collegiate summer wood bat baseball in Augusta, and I’m looking forward to balancing both moving forward. Reach out to me today, and let’s see how much money I can help your business save.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

stop bringing your kids to the brewery

Hell is real and it’s just a windowless unfinished basement with a small TV that loops Joey Ortiz ABs with runners on base

welcome to the Cone Zone, Joey Ortiz @cone_roller