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28 Nov 2018
Dinner date didn’t go as planned
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29 Jan 2023
Rest in peace buddy. 10 years with you wasn’t long enough. Thanks for bringing endless joy into my life and making millions of people laugh. You will be dearly missed. 🕊️❤️
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23 Oct 2021
one day in ur early 20s u suddenly lose the ability to drink alcohol without threatening ur life. and u never get it back
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The Greatest Setting in College Football.
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The Most Hostile Fanbase In Every State
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Imagine getting stunned up by flat Stanley
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"Are you fucking kidding me?!" --my 2yo, clear as a bell, in the middle of PetSmart, upon seeing a snake in real life for the first time
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At least we aren’t Ohio State? Right?

ALT Pedro Monkey Puppet GIF

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28 Feb 2021
kanye west saved my life
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This video will always be funny 💀🤣 x.com/nickg_/status/12311690…

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While we’ve got ya here, shoutout to @grayson_wallace for winning UT’s Mullet Madness contest! SEC bracket coming soon
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24 Dec 2020
Turning 21 this year was such a scam I want a do over
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Can I get a free concert yet @MorganWallen
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1 Dec 2020
Mullet and a mustache
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so cats are definitely flammable 😂😂😂 im dying at its reaction 😭
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Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
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