hard scrabble, yet privileged, NJ flotsam. “pedantic plonker”. GenX hegemonist constans@constans.bsky.social if you need to find me elsewhere

Joined May 2008
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The people on this website are deeply troubled.
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Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name
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The executive officers and investors of where you work will get much richer than you and they will be the ones people on this site hate. Being a very well off and successful medical research team leader is the better deal overall imo.
If I cure cancer I will get very rich. And a bunch of people on this site will apparently find my sudden wealth outrageous.
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This is like Trump getting rid of the penny— we all know it’s the right thing to do, but if a Democrat had done it, there’d be a national freak out.
Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬
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The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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Elias: Why does California have signature matching? They have it to satisfy the same right-wing zealots who claim there’s fraud, right? So they do this whole kabuki theater that takes all of this time in order to contend with the fact that people say that if you don’t do signature matching, there’s going to be fraud. And then they get attacked for taking the time to do that very thing. The fact that the New York Times thinks there’s a middle ground here… Here’s my message: I don’t compromise with Republicans because there is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist, and they are trying to burn down democracy.
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I'm happy that the first trillionaire is a weird-looking socially awkward man who cringe-posts nonstop. Imagine if it was a dapper, charming person with a strong persuasive public voice. Would be way way worse.
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The media clearly overreacted to the pardon because they did not take Trump’s threats to go after the Bidens seriously. Unsure if there’s polling but i would guess that today most voters don’t care much about it. Also: note how many of the loudest Biden critics have had little to say about the dozens of corrupt pardons by the current administration.
Hunter Biden acknowledged in an interview that his father’s presidential pardon of him tarnished his reputation as commander in chief and demonstrated that “he chose me over his legacy.” nbcnews.com/politics/joe-bid…
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The crazification factor!
NEW: Trump’s approval rating hits 28%. The lowest for any president in U.S. history.
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Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.
1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup. Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament. The beautiful game belongs to everyone.
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This guy is getting righteously mocked in the reply for the fact that he is criticizing people for refusing to”to get real jobs” when his own “job” is “writer at redstate”
When you realize DSA members are just a bunch of people who failed at everything, refused to get real jobs, and then decided leeching off taxpayers was the next best thing, their entire ideology starts to make more sense.
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I didn’t expect this but Americans are ridiculously good at small talk. In the UK if a stranger starts chatting to you, you immediately assume they want something or want to rob you. Here people are just… nice?
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didn’t this dude do an entire press tour around how based he was for voting Trump bc Biden told him he wanted to regulate AI ????
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Not only are we deeply dedicated to western culture, but even the nations people like Jason venerate as counters to the US are also deeply dedicated to western culture through their desire of democracy, equal rights, and autonomy.
tapping the sign...
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I liked twitter better when I wasn’t seeing people discuss their sex lives with their spouses on the TL
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Come on man, you live in 2026. Name a pro-life politician who would vote for something called the Trans Bill of Rights
Replying to @dilanesper
And if there is some pro-life politician sympathetic to trans kids, why alienate them and lose their support by throwing non-germane abortion stuff in the bill? You pass laws with addition,not subtraction!
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It’s kind of funny that the official stance of the Trump administration is that companies need to put a bunch of pro-Trump people in charge of they don’t want the president to run them out of business What happened to showing deference to Job Creators?
I'm told Anthropic is perplexed by the situation they are facing, so they've turned to @k8em0 to do their on-the-record rapid response. These people really just don't get it....
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I’ve heard of “gifted and talented” programs but what about those who are gifted but lack talent?
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Thing is, the 5'6"-5'9" chicks are the most normal about height. It's the 5'0"-5'4" chicks that tend to be the worst about having a tall guy. Napoleon complex but the mating version
I have a really pretty woman friend who is like 5’8 and she can’t stop talking about this 5’10 guy and no he’s not rich. You guys have to stop black pilling. There’s nothing better than being a man
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Replying to @maryarchived
Women seem to be catholic and men seem to be orthodox, could literally mend the schism here
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