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May 15
guys i have some exciting news! my sifu has said i can teach zoom classes now! i always thought i wasn't allowed do this but he just casually brought it up today. tai chi cookie is going international! can't wait to teach my two new students in a random part of the world!!
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trying to grow my fascia. my head says bone broth soup. my heart says jellies
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how do i secretly find out someone's shoe size? something like the chinese zodiac trick to find out the age of someone??
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Jun 15
it's a red flag when a girl isn't into astrology. what do you mean you don't do anything during the new moon? nothing on the full moon too?? cmon love is written in the stars!!
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Jun 15
a guy asked me what my exercise routine is so i told him and he immediately said it wouldn't work for him since he's older than me which made me think about all the advice i've dismissed because the person giving it was too old or too young or too different from me
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Jun 14
another time another lady asked me if i've seen kung fu panda. i told her i love kung fu panda. i have to say "any questions about tai chi" with this class now
Jun 11
i frequently ask my tai chi class if they have any questions and one time a lady asked me if i've seen the matrix
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Jun 14
spent some time rolling out my calves with a foam roller and they're feeling pretty good. nice and pliable. does cookie dough feel this good being rolled out? i usually don't mess about since if i roll it too much it will develop too much gluten but maybe i should rethink this...
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Jun 14
i'm not a fan of soccer but i am a fan of small talk so i'll be watching highlights for every world cup match to make better small talk. gotta put the reps in
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Jun 13
guys i'm going to a party later. i will bring cookies ofc since it's my bit and i'm commited to the bit. how do i act normal at the party tho? i have a limited amount of cookies. can i ask ppl to share or??
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Jun 13
i remember the time i used to go to the gym religiously and the only compliment i ever got from regular gym goers was for my massive calves. they would ask what i did to make them so big and i sheepishly would make something up since i never worked out my calves, i'm just asian
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Jun 12
buddy told me he hates lying but had to lie recently. he couldn't remember the last time he lied. i told him about the legend where if you don't lie for 10 years, everything you say will come true. then i said what if you were at 9 years and 364 days?? we both laughed but what if
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Jun 12
my tai chi big bro has to save up family points to go to tai chi workshops/practise. he brings his daughter to do tai chi with us saturday morning and somehow this is neutral! i think he should get some family points for this what the heck!!
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Jun 12
you can always tell when someone is a dancer since in their first tai chi class they will move very elegantly and also remember all the movements i show them. it's very impressive. they have many movement skill points and it really shows
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Jun 12
everywhere i go i bring along two snack bars for selfish reasons because if i give one away and we eat it together it somehow tastes more yummy
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Jun 11
i frequently ask my tai chi class if they have any questions and one time a lady asked me if i've seen the matrix
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Jun 11
i have a hard time time travelling. no matter where i go i end up somewhere familiar
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Jun 10
my private session with elderly student got interrupted by his wife. she forgot i was there. she came in calling her husband "robot". it sounds like his name. he was so embarrassed but i couldn't stop thinking how cute it was. imagine being married for 40yrs and still doing this!
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Jun 10
bringing an extra umbrella to the park so my one student can do umbrella chi kung while it rains. i think the wind may have different plans for us tho...
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Jun 10
got a massage this morning. asked if my body is different than average and the masseuse said my neck and shoulders were quite relaxed but my calves were a bit tight. she recommended i stretch my calves. i'm gonna stretch them every day and go back next month to see what she says
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Jun 9
always get a chuckle when i look at the gym timetable classes. legs bums and tums, ok not that bad since it rhymes. booty blaster. ok who is going to booty blaster? and why is it named this??
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