When I was a kid, my dad would tell me I didn't need to worry about the storms unless he was carrying our full-size collie to the basement. If I ever have kids, it'll be "don't worry about the hurricane unless mom is wrapping her wine glass collection."
ALT A white woman in a grey sweatshirt smiles as she squats next to a collection of 50 wine glasses. They are sitting on the floor in the middle of a living room.