steel butts
Joined April 2008
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18 Aug 2022
In case anyone ever wants to help me pay rent:
Venmo: @Evonhimmel
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best ending to any episode ever
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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20 yrs ago a nosey neighbor called the cops for a welfare check on my grandma. They ended up shooting/killing my uncle who they said was a threat.
Jun 15
Never send cops to do a welfare check on anyone you want alive. It's too risky.
Cops are trash.
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Jalen Brunson’s one rings is 10X more valuable than KD’s two, enjoy.
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Jun 15
Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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Another day, another masterpiece of the internet.
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I feel like it shouldn't get memory-holed how homophobic people were about KAT up until extremely recently, and how mainstream it was
knowyourmeme.com/editorials/…
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Jun 15
the whitest westerner u know just fell to their knees in their moms basement
Japan is set to roll out nationwide LGBTQIA education programs in schools, universities, and workplaces.
The goal is for more people in Japan to understand sexual orientation and gender identity outside of cisgender, heterosexual norms.
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i think we're witnessing the greek tragedy of claviculus
Jun 14
Clavicular abruptly ENDS his stream after viewers kept commenting on his looksmaxxing transformation 😳
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The moment I have waited 49 years for. My daughter taped me,w/out me knowing the other night😂.I’m glad she did though.I’ll have this moment 2 👀on 4ever.After this video ends,I sat down on my couch & 😢 like a baby. 💩, I’m still emotional.Thank you New York Knicks! Enjoy the 😂
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Some shit Sweet Dee Reynolds would post as an acting reel if she got TikTok
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Jun 15
Accidentally let a “be careful!” slip while at the park with children and was lectured by someone telling me that phrasing is harmful for their development 😭 girl get off the internet
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RT @jailedamanda: I keep think about that “prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people” tweet like why did they say t…
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All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.
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Perhaps his most consistent stance is that he loves handsome boys
Trump gets distracted by a reporter's looks: "What a nice looking person. Is he from your country? He has such a nice way about him. My people are so mean. Handsome guy. Could put him in a movie right now"
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Peacock will carry WNBC’s coverage of the Knicks parade nationally at 9 AM ET on Thursday.
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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