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Joined February 2009
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8 Apr 2021
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emily says my twitter is absolutely awful. smash that like if you agree!!!
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secular daily bread
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Bob speaks in @nytimes
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Enough.
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🔥 @BenStiller with the @nbafinalstrophy!
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my linkedin code is 639541
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i don't want to see ben stiller's face again, sorry. let me watch basketball!
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andy shauf but with st anger snare
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ok i did it
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need to izotope the mouth sounds out of john lennon’s nobody loves you when you’re down and out
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twins with benefits
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Velvet Underground playing for the American Society of Clinical Psychiatrists [1966]
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they're not letting me watch game 2 on youtube tv from the bowels of penn station
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they "can't verify my location"
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IM IN PENN STATION BOWELS
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“one headlight” is my favorite dylan song
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24 Jan 2022
This has to be the worst album cover of all time
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we’re back boys
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abysmal
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do you think ingmar bergman saw night at the museum
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My chimney use has gone through the roof!
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prescription toilet paper
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lover from another mother
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