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I was trying to get lunch when a pair of well-meaning chaplains grabbed me to bless my hands. Now armed with my 1 Holy Natural Weapons, I am ready to fight some demons. I just hope we don't encounter a slew of SSI's that trace back to their pitcher.
#surgery #DungeonsandDragons
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Good things are not guaranteed forever, but they also are not necessarily scarce or unrecoverable.
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Sometimes-- when I have the time-- I sit and think about how I fucked everything up so badly. Sometimes, I even cry. Then, I dust myself off and go fuck up some more shit. And that's how I know I am still living.
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If someone had told me in high school that, in 2026, I'd be living in Prestonsburg, KY, and Ozzy would interrupt leg day with tear-jerker.
youtu.be/K0siYUjV9UM?si=pUbxβ¦
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Some would say I am spending V-Day alone. I would argue I am spending it with my favorite person. #ValentinesDay
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Big shout out to the @Starbucks team in #DryRidge, #Kentucky. They might have given me the best greeting of any business anywhere.
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Black truffle and miso butter. The great ones dare to dream.
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barefoot_wanderer π£ retweeted
This ICE agent claps in celebration as the other agents continue shooting Alexβs lifeless body.
They enjoy killing us.
This is their training.
This is by design.
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Scotty has mostly walked a razors edge on politicsβ¦.
Not anymore
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Jan 25
Today is the tipping point.
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I recently ordered a pair of #Paka hoodies and a 3-pack of t-shirts. The quality is obvious to eye and skin alike. The t-shirts may be the most flattering i have ever worn. I ordered 2XL in both, and while that is perfect for the t-shirts, I may try an XL hoodie next time.
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Nothing like an abdominal catastrophe to clear the mind.
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I've always wanted a set of stocks. I can't believe it took me so long to buy these.
Pets (Spooky and Baby Kitty) are all bonus.
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27 Dec 2025
Lazy emotions and suspicious thoughts make bad bedfellows.
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26 Dec 2025
No wonder Max wanted to come home early. He was missing his girl, Lizzy.
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24 Dec 2025
2025. Fucking shit year, this last quarter, especially.
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1 Nov 2025
I don't think they taught the SBDM when I was in elementary school. I had to find that stuff in Louisville's sex shops and on the primitive internet.
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