Ruby developer, mad scientist, activist
Joined June 2011
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@YouTube I can't say enough how irritating it is that I can't stop which adverts I see. Not even getting rid of all of them, I just don't want to see some bullshit Americans for prosperity AstroTurf commercial every 30 seconds. The Koch brothers can suck shit in hell together
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@YouTube also I have never in a million years ever wanted to see @GavinNewsom's shitty fucking podcast.
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I'm deleting X or whatever. Maybe I'll be back, but in the meantime I won't get any notifications. Have fun on this Musky app without me!
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I know we're not supposed to post links to *other* social media apps on here, but I present to you: a bespoke, mom-and-pop, Doctor Who themed microblogging platform, with no adverts: Hypercube!
(I built it. It's mine. Go check it out!)
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
21 Jun 2023
Happy Summer Solstice! bit.ly/3CIwhEu
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Library Drops Dewey Decimal System By Organizing All Titles Under ‘B’ For Books bit.ly/46cDv1a
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
5 Jun 2023
IT’S HAPPENING
ALT A cancer doctor messaged me on tiktok to say: My pediatric oncology patient to me: "I read this article that chemo makes you pee out your cancer" Me: oh! I just saw a tik tok on that! My patient: okay, you caught me.. it wasn't an article it was a tik tok —- The rest of the image is me getting permission to share :-)
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*Pregnant people minding their own business*
Me, out and about this morning, completely oblivious to the fact that it's mother's day: ugh, why are there so many pregnant people here?
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
11 May 2023
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
5 May 2023
All hail flame gator
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I've been wondering about how to get helicopter routes changed, since they fly over my neighborhood at all hours. I guess maybe they're already prohibited: azfamily.com/2023/04/27/phoe…
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At a restaurant and a plainclothes cop comes in looking around the table I'm sitting at. Here's a haiku:
Cop, looking for clues
Doughnut, gun, or apple watch
What did you misplace?
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So...if star wars droids are sentient, and some are good, and some are bad, do they have a choice? Like are the R2 or BB8 evil analogues willing participants in the empire?
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I do love my fruits ;)
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
11 Apr 2023
ALT meme that says: "If a matrix wore pants, would it wear them like this, or like this" showing two matrices "wearing" a single pant leg going row-by-row on one, and column-by-column on the other. it's a very dumb joke about row vs column major matrices and I'm sorry
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
10 Apr 2023
Pedro Pascal as different physical units
the pascal
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
8 Apr 2023
TN is full of good folks fighting the good fight and if you’re one of those “well we don’t care about red states” people you’re a coward AND a scurvy dog
8 Apr 2023
Moments after Justin Pearson and Justin Jones were expelled, someone unfurled a giant banner that said "Rural TN Against Fascist GOP" and this clip deserves to go more viral.
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I live in the desert, and there are so few sources of water that my phone doesn't know what it is
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Apparently most google searches about alien abductions aren't looking for a how-to guide >:[
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Corbett the whim-worshipping muscle-mystic(he/him) retweeted
31 Mar 2023
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
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