wazzup
Joined November 2012
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Who dare outbid me on the stone cold Steve Austin corded wall phone?!!
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I would like to know who im bidding against on eBay so I can threaten them
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Some coworkers were curious about what my granny looks like and the only photo I have of her on my phone is this one of her and Ginuwine at the casino
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Yeah im a super low maintenance cool girl, all I need is daily mood stabilizers, 8 hours of sleep, 3-4 hours a week on a $4k exercise bike, daily meditation, to lay in a 300 degree oven at the Korean spa at least quarterly, and constant validation!
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26 Feb 2023
Learned last week that pub owners are called publicans, so does that make pug owners puglicans?
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24 Feb 2023
I love being an LMT and telling people how to take care of their bodies and then hurrying back to my treatment room to chug room temperature Diet Coke
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17 Feb 2023
I have taken up upon myself to eat all of the chocolate covered pretzels left over from Valentine’s Day at my job
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16 Feb 2023
Had a stressful night because someone stole my debit card info and spent $575 on tickets to the dougie b house party but now I’m listening to bossanova and misting my plants while it snows gently outside
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12 Feb 2023
Yeah my coworkers elementary-aged kids speak English, Spanish, and Mandarin but have they ever ordered uno quesarito
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11 Feb 2023
Remembering when an old friend and her boyfriend broke up so I told her he was one of the few men out there who can make riding a motorcycle look deeply lame and now they’re married 🙃
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11 Feb 2023
We’ve got big bang theory, we’ve got young Sheldon, but where is geriatric Sheldon? When do we watch the life leave his eyes?
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Has everyone always been this preoccupied with protein?
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls use the taco eyeshadow palate
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Hitting the pen after a 10 hour shift
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get wiley cyrus millennium edition retweeted
4 Feb 2023
A couple coyotes taking the Metra highway into downtown Chicago yelping at ambulance sirens. It was even crazier before I had time to grab my phone and pop outside.
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