English/Danish bleary byron of low fantasy. Newly published on amazon.co.uk/dp/B09BCCBM8S 'Expiry Date', where βBruce Almightyβ meets βJohn Wickβ.
Joined September 2011
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#Brexit is the petri dish for rampant reregulation, safeguarding offshore tax havens & lining the pockets of the chumocracy.
According to Mogg, the benefits of Brexit will only be realised in 50 years. I won't be around then. Neither will he (unless he actually is a vampire).
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Dear Donald Potus on your birthday.β¨Hair is wispy,β¨Skinβs gone crispy,β¨Now youβre 80,β¨Donβt be so hatey.
-Mick Lynch
Absolutely f*cking brilliant, Mick.
#Trump80th
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Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR π π³οΈβπ πͺπΊ π©π°πΊπ¦ retweeted
Jun 12
Trump is desperately trying to get this video removed from social media!
You know what to do! π€£π€£π€£
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The video is AI-generated satire depicting a fake event, not real footage. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202β¦
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Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR π π³οΈβπ πͺπΊ π©π°πΊπ¦ retweeted
Nigel Farage didn't comment on this, not once.
He didn't even comment on it when one of his Councillors was fired by Reform for celebrating this attack.
Not a single word because the offender was the WHITE type of offender.
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RT@archer_rs @Scaramucci: It's a tragedy that this country is still being held to ransom by a minority of deluded Nationalists allowed a free pass in the billionaire-owned wrong-wing media.
May 29
The cold hard facts regarding Brexit need to be repeated over and over again until the country rejoins the EU. Never let the liars who sold to the public get away with it.
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RT@KemiBadenoch: Lol, youβre right.
Itβs ABOUT the unspeakable hypocrisy of a βstraight A studentβ (who only managed Bs and Cs because of poor teachers), and who claimed to have been offered a place at top U.S. medical school, calling Starmer a liar!
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Apr 28
This is no longer just about Peter Mandelson.
It is about whether the Prime Minister tells the truth when Parliament asks, whether he takes responsibility for his own decisions, and whether standards in public life still mean anything at all.
The country is watching.
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Meanwhile away from the Westminster firing squad, Reformβs βfirst national fuel tax protest in two decades.' saw only
a white van, a taxi, the Reform bus, and a few planks, from the media, show, before the event was abruptly canned.
More of this please
#Reform
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Forget the dewy-eyed pale blue dot-isms of previous NASA Earth shots. This is a photo for our times. Desolate, ominous and threatening.
#IranWarβ #IsraelLebanon
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Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR π π³οΈβπ πͺπΊ π©π°πΊπ¦ retweeted
Apr 10
Not very bright
Apr 10
Itβs actually wild that Nigel Farage thought nobody would notice that the couple who won his energy bills prize draw were actually his friends.
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Unicef, reports nearly 600 children killed or injured in Lebanon since the outbreak of the latest Israel-Hezbollah war. With more than 30 killed in Wednesdayβs bombing.
Now all Bibi needs is some journoβs and health workers to fill out his bingo card.
#IsraΓ«l
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RT @MalakSafa @MarinaPurkiss While apparently βscaling backβ their operations in Lebanon, the unhinged killers carry out, even by their standards, one of the worst ever mass-killings, dropping 1,000lb bombs in densely packed residential areas of Beirut.
#IsraΓ«l
@cornwall_peter
Apr 8
The only difference between your family sleeping in peace and my family waking up to bombs is your geographical luck
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Itβs time to invoke the 25th Amendment. The orange stain should be removed from office.
β¦@cornwall_peterβ©
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META is funding the building of SIX gas powered energy plants to run ONE data centre as it requires 5.3 GW of power to run it.
So, folks, you donβt need AI to tell you that using it will add to greenhouse gasses.
#climate
#META
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RT@MarinaPurkiss: A rotten and unhinged Israeli state has been allowed and de facto encouraged by craven and complicit Western democracies to systematically eradicate every sign of civilisation in their chosen targets.
#IsraeliPuppet
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Mar 31
So Israel commits war crime after war crimeβ¦
Invades
Targets civilians/aid workers
Snipers children
Land grabs
Celebrates with champagne at hanging Palestinians
β¦and the international community canβt even muster the most flaccid of responses.
You have failed us all.
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RT@ThatTimWalker: I look forward to hearing Starmer and Cooperβs condemnationβ¦.
Whatβs that?
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Mar 29
A disgusting act of a disgusting ideology.
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RT@ZiaYusufUK: Lol, thatβs not an βauraβ Zia, itβs a void comprised of economic illiteracy, cultural and racial grievance and bigotry.
Youβre welcome.
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Mar 25
Nobody else in British politics can pull off this level of aura π¬π§
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βIsrael killed 12 medical workers in a strike on a medical centre in south Lebanon on Friday, bringing the toll of healthcare staff killed in the country by Israel to 31 in the past 12 days.β
The Israeli state, doing what the Israeli state does best
#Israel
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RT@owenjonesjourno: Time for Bibi fetishists, Labour Friends of Israel to finally find their moral compass and break from his genocide and serial warmongering?
Thought not.
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Mar 8
This is the parliamentary chair of Labour Friends of Israel.
Nine months ago, he claimed that Donald Trump is a "pacifist".
These people don't just have malign politics.
They are utterly stupid.
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Pete Cornwall #FBPE #FBPPR π π³οΈβπ πͺπΊ π©π°πΊπ¦ retweeted
Russia feeds Iran intel to kill American soldiers. Trump eases Russian oil sanctions the same day. When an adversary helps kill your troops and pays zero price for it, you need to ask a hard question: is this incompetence, transactionalism, or something more? History will judge.
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Lol, hope Brexit thrall Kemi and full time clown Cartlidge are aware that theyβre not posing in a British but a largely German vehicle...... The Boxer vehicle is produced by the ARTEC GmbH industrial group.
GmbH is based in Munich.
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RT@NileGardiner: Irony, surely?
Fudge: βIβm here to support you on Chagos! β
Trump: βWho are you, again, and who is Chagos?β
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Mar 6
Nigel Farage, the front runner to be the next British Prime Minister, is meeting with President Trump today. Time to sink Keir Starmerβs ghastly Chagos surrender deal for good. @Nigel_Farage
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