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11 Jul 2022
Welcome to DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER @ patreon.com/deathcorner –
The show starts at episode 67; all early free shows are now on the Patreon & unlocked
Thanx 4 listening
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"If you're a Christian, you should know that the cure for Alzheimer's and dementia is in the Bible, in the form of this Biblical drink" – perfectly legal Youtube AI ad, 45 seconds ago
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@NateDuncanNBA Veteran extensions pod made me realize I don't know this: when an RFA gets an offer sheet, can his team *only* match with equal/greater salary, or can they retain the guy with less $ but some other concession (more years, etc.)?
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Say a guy gets a 3/$75 mil offer sheet – can his incumbent team "match" with 4/$84 mil? And is it totally the player's choice, or is there are actual rule that he has to sign with the offer-sheet team if the incumbent team counter-offer doesn't fit certain criteria?
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When you haven't been somewhere, you should listen to the people who've lived there
Literally the worst fucking feeling I have ever experienced. And possibly the worst part of it all is that you know you can make it go away immediately if you just give in and use again.
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If any ex-junkies can tell me why you get recursion-flashback episodes of that thing where you try to sleep, and you can't lie still for 10 fucking seconds, because every bone in your body feels like it's straining to escape your flesh, and you're in hell for hours, please do
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One of the withdrawal phenomena of which I can confidently say: if you've never been through it, you cannot imagine how fucking inhuman it is. Every cubic inch of your physical being is fucking screaming that it's in the wrong place, and it'll go 12 hours
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I wish everyone could feel it for an hour. We'd never have to hear about the irrationality of suicide again. I slept twice, both times briefly, in 4 fucking weeks of that shit. I was seeing myself dead in the mirror and hearing every single sound half an inch from my ears
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DEATH/CORNER #284
"Tell ’Em That It's Human Nature"
Turn around, close your eyes, and suffer your King to inject The Rest of the Dream.
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Some people think these Spurs are too young, Larry, but I don't believe in "being too young"
The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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When I was 21-22, I really had no barometer for alcoholism, because all my friends were drunks and/or drug addicts. So I looked up what Richard Burton was drinking in one of the several periods where he almost died, and it was exactly what I did every day I could afford it
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I'm dead. I have to be dead. Nothing else makes sense. There must be dozens of normal people who collapsed and died in their 20s and 30s, with no symptoms and still no established cause of death, to keep my stupid fucking ass alive
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Taylor Swift has wantonly destroyed more human life than the Zetas, it just hasn't hit yet. College Station, TX will be a sanitarium in 2035
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You can't bring Taylor Swift around Mitchell Robinson. Even bigger, even dumber, beloved by even more bone-deep evil people, AND she doesn't have to leave New York. Sit that bitch at the wrong end of the court, 2 offensive rebounds, engagements have ended over less
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I hope James Adomian is good. Haven't heard from him in forever. He could be on the 2nd biggest TV show in America and make $40 million every year. I would have no idea. Actually it's a great sign for him that I haven't talked to him lately
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I got to see Neil Hamburger before people were in on the bit, and he opened with "HEY GANG, how is Harriet Tubman ... like the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Well you see, Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves ... and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to heroin"
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Some of the crowd got palpably uncomfortable, like genuine weird quiet, and he followed with "Now you see why I'm always telling my manager: No more college towns! I can't do my act in front of all these fuckin' queers!"
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As the man said of the Scriptures: every answer is in here, if you spend your life learning how to look youtube.com/watch?v=gH7dMBcg…
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Anunoby hit that ugly fadeaway when game 3 was something like 100-95, he's been the best Knick in the playoffs, but he only had to do it because Dylan Harper fucking CLAMPED Brunson on that clearout iso. He 2012 Miami Heat iced Brunson by himself. Scary little motherfucker
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God damn. With Steph, you had to say he was "quietly" or "sneakily" a great rebounder for a guard, but with Harper, it ain't quiet. Nobody can truly project anything about rookies, it's 3-card monte, but this is the first rookie I've EVER watched & thought "future MVP"
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Brunson couldn't do a goddamn thing with him, only a top-3 wing defender in the NBA can really affect his drive game, and he had 3-4 corner three attempts that missed by a micrometer. He's arguably been the decisive factor in the WCF *and* Finals so far. A rookie. Jesus CHRIST
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