Green Bay Packers, musical music, and dance racing
Joined October 2008
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22 Nov 2020
What if you spent years working telepathically to teach your dog English- and then the voice that came out of them was just really annoying? Can’t take that chance.
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11 Nov 2020
People saying I can’t multitask are idiots. I can be wrong and mean at the same time.
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5 Nov 2020
I imagine all seven of the horsemen of the apocalypse blowing each other up sayin’- “this is it right?” “It’s gotta be it.” “Ya wait so long... then like... silence.”
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31 Oct 2020
I wonder if the new religions that bloom from this age with have truths revealed from god in text messages? Or will they continue with the golden tablets- but now they are delivered on those iPad looking things.
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22 Oct 2020
Pulled this little @PostMalone cover ‘Circles’ ⭕ together in support of @joeyssong , an amazing organization which focuses on raising money and awareness for epilepsy research.
Check out the full version of the cover here & support the cause ❤️️: youtu.be/TJ0jT-i9HU8
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14 Oct 2020
What if black holes are just like swirly hot tubs for galaxies to relax in? I’m just saying we could be all worried for nothing.
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corychisel retweeted
12 Oct 2020
Dear Wisconsin
October 14 is 2 days away.
Register to vote today.
Don't be late.
🧡
Visit: eauxclaires.com
#forwisconsin #october14
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11 Oct 2020
When the @packers have a bye week- I spend the entire day pretending the season is over and we won the Super Bowl. I stand smiling while thoughtfully replaying each memory. Sometimes I laugh when I remember how I worried- oh how I laugh!
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11 Oct 2020
I just wanna make sure that everyone’s Facebook is recommending they rush to buy these lifelike middle aged men masks.
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10 Oct 2020
I think I hate boats. Never have I wished to be hammered in a confined- floating space with no bathroom.
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corychisel retweeted
9 Oct 2020
.@corychisel x For Wisconsin
" I chose to perform Frank Sinatra’s little gem “All My Tomorrow’s”; It’s the perfect tone note for the moment. Optimism and reality bound together in a bittersweet prayer for action. Text “VOTE” to 56005."
youtu.be/U68-ZmHKX1s
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9 Oct 2020
Does @Hardees think we don’t see this is just a burger topped with a bunch of silly tongues? We see the silly tongues @Hardees !! #beyondcurious
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8 Oct 2020
Napping is basically showing a beautiful day who’s boss. You’re not gonna be all controlled by warm rays of glistening sunshine just because it suddenly wants attention.
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21 Nov 2018
As an acoustic guitar player- it’s impossible to find a way to “rock sway” along while other band members take their ripping solos and not look like a complete idiot. If you disagree- make your case with concrete proof.
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18 Nov 2018
Nihilist Dad Jokes could fix everything- yet no one would care.
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18 Nov 2018
If your profile says- Husband- Believer- Dad- etc... I expect you to have alien secrets you keep from your lover and kids.
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18 Nov 2018
I would love to hear about the podcast you just heard for an hour.
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