Senior Software Engineer at @Affirm, writer, speaker, husband, father of three, pressing on daily.
Joined September 2008
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Yeah man, if only. 🤘
8 Oct 2025
Man I wish Oklahoma had a ranked opponent this weekend.
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This was great customer service. Thanks @Uber @Uber_Support
10 Oct 2025
Thank you for reaching out to us. For us to be able to assist you further, could you please DM us the email address and phone number linked to your account along with the trip details? Looking forward to your response.
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.@Uber when someone orders an UberXL from the airport, you should assume it’s for 6 people with luggage. Just waited 15 minutes to have the guy tell us our luggage wouldn’t fit, so now we’re waiting another 15 minutes for an UberXXL and had to pay a fee. Horrible experience.
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End of an era. Legend status, in my opinion. I always hated when UT played OSU because it always felt like we could lose. Also, he’s a man. He’s 40.
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Cory Webb retweeted
29 Jul 2025
We’re looking for a Brand Designer @Wander to join our internal creative agency and create beautiful brand assets. You’ll partner with me and our Creative Director on building an iconic travel brand. DMs are open :)
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10 Jan 2025
Every man's worse nightmare came true for me today.
For years I've accumulated all the cables I've ever had into a drawer-- you know the drawer. After years of collecting dust, I finally convinced myself I could throw away my VGA cables.
A few months later, I need a VGA cable.
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I placed an order with @Tenikle on 12/14, plenty of time (so I thought) for it to get here by Christmas. It still hasn’t even been shipped, now almost 3 weeks later. Poor communication, terrible service, and still no products to show for it. Maybe I’m too patient for my own good.
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Evergreen tweet.
1 Jan 2025
For the life of me, I don't understand why teams run up the middle on 4th downs against this Texas front.
Does anyone watch film anymore?
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The Pop-Tarts Bowl is the best bowl game. There is no debating this fact.
15 Dec 2024
The Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy now has a built-in toaster to sacrifice its mascot in
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