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Geoff Cox @coxchat

Luton/South Beds journalist for 50 years. Wide knowledge of Luton Town FC, England cricket, films, Jethro Tull, real ale, pork pies.

Joined January 2012
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
3 Dec 2021
Caught speeding so far: * Six planes * Three helicopters * Four pigeons * One eagle * Superman * A really fast cloud
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
3 Dec 2021
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
3 Dec 2021
The worst poker face ever.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
3 Dec 2021
You've got to admit that if Jesus said this 2,000 years ago, that's bloody impressive.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
30 Sep 2021
I think you've got your money's worth there, mate.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
30 Sep 2021
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
30 Sep 2021
"That's the last time you crap on my head."
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
30 Sep 2021
My old Thesaurus had become tatty due to regular use over many years, so I bought a new one yesterday. But when I got home with it I found all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
30 Sep 2021
That language is a bit strong for a driving instructor.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
30 Sep 2021
I'm thinking of entering. Even I could complete that race.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
15 Jul 2021
There's no way you'd get me on that plane.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
15 Jul 2021
A neighbour told me he used to be a good footballer. He decided to make a comeback this season and joined a local team called The Musketeers. They've already played four pre-season friendlies. Their results in these games have been three wins and a draw. All 4-1 and one 4-all.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
15 Jul 2021
This is why spacing is so important.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
15 Jul 2021
A friend told me this morning he made an unfortunate spacing error while booking his holiday this year. "I'm now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads," he said.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
15 Jul 2021
Once upon a time, newspapers had proofreaders
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
4 Jul 2021
One of my friends has a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing, so he put him in the fridge. After 20 minutes, he took the parrot out and asked if he had learnt his lesson. Shivering, the parrot promised to be good, but said he had one question: "What did that chicken do?"
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
4 Jul 2021
They said it was impossible, but it's finally happened.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
4 Jul 2021
When a muffin explodes and becomes an elephant.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
4 Jul 2021
I feel srory for the 45 plepoe who cna't raed this.
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Geoff Cox@coxchat
10 Apr 2021
Someone asked me yesterday what's the difference between ignorance and apathy. I don't know and I don't care.
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