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Christopher Chambers (He/Him/His) retweeted
Figured I’d make a thread of some things to know from someone who has been to the @FWC26Dallas Fan Fest at Fair Park the first two nights. Cc: @TheKickAround 🧵
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It’s D-Day. I pity the fools coming in here they can take what’s ours. U.S. 🇺🇸 against the world 🌍. #mundialdefútbol2026 @USMNT
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World Cup Day: This is my new June-middle-end July personality. Let’s go @USMNT Battle. Bleed. Win. Advance.
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“I hear voices & feel like I see shining faces.”
“Those are demons; you or your ancestors prob did Satantic rituals. You need an exorcism.”
“Oh? Actually they seem like angels…”
“Golly, in that case you must have be really good, really pious. Let’s venerate you & good works”
Feb 16
Schizophrenia is really demonic … how can a person live with it?
Literally insanity
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15 Oct 2025
Conservative Christians are arguing about which neighbor they get to hate.
15 Oct 2025
If you're a conservative and you have a problem with someone on the Right, you can reach out to them privately and express your concerns. Performatively attacking and denouncing your own people in public is a bitch move.
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23 Sep 2025
Women’s athletic shorts have basically become the equivalent of what codpieces were for 16th Century men.
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30 Aug 2025
I knew I’ve seen these Labubu monsters before!
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18 Feb 2025
Is being 'born as a baby' unique?
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8 Feb 2025
🔥💨💨💨 Signal: Eventually none will be born American; they'll be made American - crafted. They'll be qualified to be American; how American can be compared & qualifying - meritocratic citizenship- all are equal, but some are more equal. Rights might depend on toting party line
7 Feb 2025
JUST IN: Vivek Ramaswamy says that every High School Senior should be required to pass the same civics test that we require of every naturalized citizen.
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15 Jan 2025
If this isn't "love thy neighbor", I don't know what is...
14 Jan 2025
Didn’t happen, and if it did happen, it didn’t go far enough.
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10 Jan 2025
[The Mountain] looks dangerous; so, let's go there. 🤌
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Christopher Chambers (He/Him/His) retweeted
19 Dec 2024
Could we tell whether anyone in our galaxy uses a warp drive?
This sounds like a crazy question, but it can be answered using numerical GR
(one of the fun highlights of the annual theory meeting presented by Katy Clough)
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Christopher Chambers (He/Him/His) retweeted
19 Dec 2024
Breaking down what makes the SMU Mustangs so dangerous 🧵
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Christopher Chambers (He/Him/His) retweeted
15 Dec 2024
Why it’s OK to lie about Santa. 🧵 1/
14 Dec 2024
it’s almost the season! friendly reminder that it’s immoral to tell your kids that santa exists, and if any kid asks you if he does, you are obligated to tell them the truth
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Christopher Chambers (He/Him/His) retweeted
13 Dec 2024
English spelling is a cruel joke
Why does ‘gh’ stay silent in “daughter” but sound like an ‘f’ in “laughter”?
The thing is, English spelling is actually 100% logical — for the Middle Ages
Here’s how the 'gh' sound disappeared from English, and left chaos in its wake…🧵
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Christopher Chambers (He/Him/His) retweeted
29 Nov 2024
REPOST THIS for a chance to win two tickets to the ACC Championship Game!
#PonyUpDallas
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30 Oct 2024
"Verily, I say unto you; when you are a star they will let you do it. You can do it and you can do anything. You can grab them by the pvssy! You can do anything! Let he who has ears, hear!"
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