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Chris Patrick Carolan πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @cpcwrites

Author, Editor, Hovercraft Enthusiast. THE NIGHTSHADE CABAL released 2020 by @ParliamentBooks, finalist for Best First Novel by @CrimeWritersCan. (He/Him)

Joined August 2012
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Dueling spellcasters. Reanimated corpses. High-speed steamcarriage chases. Bad breakfasts. At least one demon and four puns. And so much more. THE NIGHTSHADE CABAL from @parliamentbooks #Steampunk #SteampunkReads amazon.ca/Nightshade-Cabal-C…
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My Dryer: plays a cheery little song to let me know it’s done. Me: Nice, my clothes are dry. Dryer: I didn’t say they were dry. I said they were DONE. Me: … Dryer: Here, I twisted everything into a sopping wet rope for you.
A misaligned lint filter on an LG dryer has once again caught the laundry and twisted it into a soggy-ass nightmare. Thankfully, this only happens every time. Never buy an LG dryer unless you like wet, damaged clothing and household linens.

ALT A misaligned lint filter on an LG dryer has once again caught the laundry and twisted it into a soggy-ass nightmare. Thankfully, this only happens every time. Never buy an LG dryer unless you like wet, damaged clothing and household linens.

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In which the DarkLit debacle continues to drag. I feel for the authors hung up in this purgatorial slog.
Steve Stred@stevestred
26 Sep 2024
After discussing within our former DarkLit authors chat, and confirming where we sat with legal options, I'm sharing a longer post today regarding the behind the scenes issues with DarkLit and Marceau. stevestredauthor.ca/2024/09/…
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Maybe one day I’ll be able to hear the name Alfred Bester without β€œWhat about Ray Bradbury?” blaring inside my skull, but today was not that day.
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At this point I just assume the people who don’t wipe down the equipment they use at the gym are the same people who don’t actively wash their privates in the shower.
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β€œWhatever, the next person will probably wipe it down before they use it” is the β€œThe shampoo lather runoff will clean my balls when I rinse my hair” of the workout world.
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No one will remember: - your salary - how β€œbusy” you were - how many hours you worked People will remember: - that time the waitress said β€œEnjoy your meal” and you replied β€œThanks, you too!”
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My β€œWall of Inspiration” in my office is taking shape. @HNTurtledove, whose work first made me sit up and say β€œI want to do this one day!” @HenryRollins for inspiring me to β€œShow up and do the work!” @RobertJSawyer for proving to this kid that a Canadian can make a go of it.
Framed photos of Harry Turtledove, Henry Rollins, and Robert J. Sawyer hang on an otherwise bland an uninspiring office wall.

ALT Framed photos of Harry Turtledove, Henry Rollins, and Robert J. Sawyer hang on an otherwise bland an uninspiring office wall.

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Situation update! The Wall of Inspiration now has quotes from @HNTurtledove, @henryrollins, and @RobertJSawyer. The RJS is a paraphrase from his Masterclass Workshop at When Words Collide @alexwriters last weekend. (Prior to this, one colleague asked if these were my uncles.)
Framed photos of Harry Turtledove, Henry Rollins, and Robert J. Sawyer hang on a wall. Beneath each is a quote from their work.

ALT Framed photos of Harry Turtledove, Henry Rollins, and Robert J. Sawyer hang on a wall. Beneath each is a quote from their work.

Framed photo features a quote from Harry Turtledove's novel Fox and Empire. Text reads: "Philosophy? We're getting old, you and I. Is that philosophy?" "It will do, till something better comes along."

ALT Framed photo features a quote from Harry Turtledove's novel Fox and Empire. Text reads: "Philosophy? We're getting old, you and I. Is that philosophy?" "It will do, till something better comes along."

Framed photo features a quote from Henry Rollins. Text reads: "I wanna know, therefore I go."

ALT Framed photo features a quote from Henry Rollins. Text reads: "I wanna know, therefore I go."

Framed photo features a quote from Robert J. Sawyer. Text reads: "Every new project must challenge me in some new way."

ALT Framed photo features a quote from Robert J. Sawyer. Text reads: "Every new project must challenge me in some new way."
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Favourite quotes from each will be added when I have a chance to pick up some hanging hooks. We’re not allowed to use nails because asbestos! Until then, here’s my Bowie section (also a work in progress).
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A visit to a small town used bookstore turned up a @HNTurtledove short fiction collection paperback I’ve never seen (and never heard of) before. Sure to be some gems in here!
Photo of a paperback book, KALEIDOSCOPE by Harry Turtledove.

ALT Photo of a paperback book, KALEIDOSCOPE by Harry Turtledove.
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Would you rather watch a trained falcon fly a loop during the day, or kestrel manoeuvres in the dark?
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When you’re in the elevator with that coworker you have almost nothing in common with.
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I just backed Hauntings & Hoarfrost: A Gothic Anthology w/ a Winter Twist on @Kickstarter by @TycheBooks! kickstarter.com/projects/tyc…

Hauntings & Hoarfrost: A Gothic Anthology w/ a Winter Twist

A spine-chilling new collection of scary, eerie & uncanny stories and poems for lovers of horror, fantasy & gothic fiction.

kickstarter.com
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Thinking about it today, and I can’t remember any sci-fi starship besides the Enterprise D which had both cats and carpet.
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Late to the party, perhaps, but I’m currently reading and thoroughly enjoying WOUNDS by @NBallingrud. Delicious stuff! Ballingrud’s prose is on another level here. I’ll be adding everything he has ever written to my TBR.
Photo of a book, WOUNDS by Nathan Ballingrud.

ALT Photo of a book, WOUNDS by Nathan Ballingrud.
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Are you normal, or do you (like me) find yourself occasionally spending time fretting and fuming about how much fridge and cupboard space is wasted by the gaps between circular containers like jars, bottles, cans, and yogurt tubs?
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I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with books, a comfy seat and Earl Grey tea in a cozy reading nook. I'd like to buy the world a book and give them time to read. That's the real thing.
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Chris Patrick Carolan πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
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@fuckyouiquit
13 Jun 2024
they can just drop prices by 30-fucking-percent and still turn a profit which just shows you most of our current inflation problems is a scam cover for record profiteering
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"Galen Weston" is trending, but unfortunately "defenestrated" is not.
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So of course we all realized immediately Bender in Futurama was named in tribute to John Bender in The Breakfast Club, but, uh... I just now figured out Frye is named after Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. (this is probably new information to only me)

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