bull in a china shop
Joined October 2022
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Jun 9
I don’t really care for all the celebrity row bullshit but when I saw they brought back Jeremy Lin I did audibly say “that’s fucking right”
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Jun 4
My VP just said she’s been traveling so much that she’s “basically in the mile high club”
I chose not to correct her so the next person also gets a laugh out of it
It takes a village
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May 24
Hey do you mind if we push back the reservation 30 minutes?
Andy Dufresne is about to escape Shawshank on AMC
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May 16
Walked past a nice bloke enjoying a bud heavy with his wife in Washington Sq Park
Your move, Zohran.
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May 6
Happy birthday to my good friend, @RobertDasani… the glue that holds this dysfunctional Twitter family together🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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May 2
Whichever NBC exec looked at the Kentucky Derby and said “hm… needs more Fanta” deserves a raise
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Apr 30
The St Louis Cardinals will be 5 games over .500 in the month of May
The O/U was 68.5
I am monitoring the situation
Regression nerds keep scrolling
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Apr 28
Greedy athletic directors have destroyed the institutions they’re meant to protect.
They choose to strip their product of amateurism, regionalism, and traditionalism in the name of commercialism every single time.
Fare thee well, Field of 68.
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Mar 25
Two of my teams in the S16, opening day tomorrow, PTO inbound. Things are looking up for good ole’ cheese.
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Mar 22
Alright I’m going to say it because nobody else will… this March is lacking Madness.
If you have a problem with this statement please reach me by phone.
If you don’t have my number you’re irrelevant in this discussion.
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Mar 19
Elite back pack to bring into the office today.
Some people just know that it’s the best day of the year.
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Feb 23
oh no all the restaurants are closed bc of the blizzard oh no I have to order chicken parm oh no this is the worst
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