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I know fans are scared that our offense will sputter without José in the lineup, but fear not, my friends:
How soon we forget that this front office went out and got Rhys Hoskins this offseason.
It is ALL GOOD, folks. /s
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Don’t look now, you guys but Tanner Bibee just pitched the whole 1st inning and didn’t give up a HR
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I can’t stand how good Jazz Chisholm thinks he is.
He is not.
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#yankees
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Ok there’s the 1st inning home run.
Now the game can officially start.
What the hell is with these guys?
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To whoever needs to hear this:
I DID *NOT* APPLY FOR A PERSONAL LOAN.
SO F**K ALL THE WAY OFF AND THEN F**K OFF EVEN MORE.
#personalLoan
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The game doesn’t count until our pitcher gives up a 1st inning HR
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DeLauter was a nice story for the first week or two, but I think it’s time to have “the talk” about sending him down for a bit to get straightened out.
Dude has absolutely no clue at the plate anymore.
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Does Tanner Bibee give up yet another 1st inning HR tonight?
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Stupidest poll question in history but whatever:
Does the #Browns trading away Myles Garrett put more pressure on the #Cavs to bring back Lebron to "save sports" in Cleveland?
#dawgpound
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BRO…we are sooo SET!
Automatic Super Bowl! /s
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I don’t know what to tell you #browns fans. At least he’s not in PIT or BAL.
I know it sucks, but I don’t want to hear it.
As a Bills fan, I had to watch THURMAN THOMAS leave town and play for the MIAMI DOLPHINS.
You got a great player who is YOUNGER.
#BillsMafia
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David Fry swings his bat like it weighs 70,000 pounds
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Yeah so, ummm….the bullpen
Suddenly it’s a huge problem
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Play the same game, win the same prizes.
#LetEmKnow
May 30
The Cleveland Cavaliers are expected to run it back next season, bringing back Donovan Mitchell, James Harden, Evan Mobley, Jarrett Allen, and Kenny Atkinson, per @joevardon
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At 3 times the price.
May 28
It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.
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Cavs only down by 42 with 3:30 to go.
Let’s see if they can pull this off!
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If you’re actually at this game, just start leaving now
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