swashbuckler, dangerous machine enthusiast
Joined December 2014
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Weโre not your average grocery store. Weโre famous for our $5 sushi on Wednesdays
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Another day another minor mechanical issue requiring a blood sacrifice
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The busboy comes up from behind me to collect the plates. My phone is open to the google search results page for โlist of venomous lizardsโ
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My GMC truck does seventy five
I tow my sports car that Iโd rather drive
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I suspect everyone older than Gen Z probably underestimates how socially load-bearing Instagram is for zoomers
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I like seeing the front of my car
Jun 4
Why do people reverse into parking spaces?
At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.
It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.
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Getting a RAM overspray on my shitty WRX and terrorizing the Snohomish county sheriffโs department with my RCS the size of a tennis ball
A Chinese company is now selling spray-on coating that makes drones harder for radar to detect, available in buckets and applied with a spray gun. What was once a classified military technology is now a commercial product sold by the kilogram.
defence-blog.com/chinese-firโฆ
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The average number of socks for a person in possession of socks to be in possession of is two
The average number of socks for a dog in possession of socks to be in possession of is one
This is contrary to what one might expect from dogs having twice the feet
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Hanging out with girlfriend 24/7 for 10 days in Europe just made me want to hang out more. Seems unsustainable
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New grads in finance ($90k TC): just bought my first Rolex
New grads in engineering ($180k TC): this month Iโm going to find out if I can hit my macros while spending less than $150 on groceries
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Iโm glad that I learned that tasting menu dinners arenโt really worth it before I was paying for them (thanks dad)
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Seeing Parisian taxi drivers consistently beat Wazeโs suggested routes is insane
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True (building weapons)
May 24
whatever you were into at 16 is what you were born to do
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Good evening Monday evening
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I bring a sort of โraw milk camembertโ vibe that the 5 star boutique hotels donโt really like
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Tech diving instructor told me that once you do your first body recovery, you become a guy they can call for a body recovery
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Walk into local artisanal jeans store in Amsterdam, check leg for selvedge ID (no), check tag for country of origin (Turkey), leave
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This story is insane. Basically the equivalent of flying a Cessna 172 as far out over the Pacific as possible with half a tank of gas and then trying to see how high you can climb
May 15
Your bottom time on a 160ft cave dive, with conventional open circuit, even with twin 80s is not going to be long. Add inโฆ.caves, disorienting surroundings and panic, and i can see why this happened.
Real talk, I have doveโฆ. A lot, and for what itโs worth Iโm a dive master. And I will neverโฆ.fucking EVER go cave diving. Especially at this fucking depth.
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People are blaming nitrogen narcosis, but they should not have been getting down to depths where getting narcโd would impair a dive guideโs judgement to this extent on single tanks of gas. Without knowing anything else it looks like he killed those people on purpose
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