๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ g0d gave me anxiety because if my ambition was left unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat at age 16. ๐Ÿฆ‹she/her

Joined April 2016
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The way that I sprinted to preorder this.
Crown of Starlight is a book that is beloved by one bookseller. More even than Gideon the Ninth. Yes. The quiet part out loud. Be one of the FIRST to preorder! main-street-books.com/item/wโ€ฆ Hopefully we'll be blessed with a cover soon. @CaitCorrain
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shocked that botticelli wasnโ€™t one of the ninja turtles
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24 Feb 2023
reminder to play loud ass disney music around these freaks so they can't film shit. it's seriously the most effective way to get them to leave.
day 21 of black history month at my HBCU
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16 Feb 2023
i donโ€™t think little girls get enough credit for being such tiny creepy weirdos sometimes bc like when i was a child yea i was cute and nice but my favorite game to play with my toys was Kidnap
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how old are you? under 18: infant phaenomenon 18 โ€“ 22: teen detective 23 โ€“ 30: friend of the moon and crows 29 โ€” 35: esteemed patroness 36 โ€” 45: alluring crone 45 โ€” 59: the babe with the power 60โ€” 70: glamorous spinster 70 : immortal
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21 Jan 2023
โ€œToo much plot, not enough feelingsโ€ is definitely a Thing a story can suffer from. Please normalize letting characters just SIT land TALK and VIBE more often. Itโ€™s the quiet, vulnerable moments that makes us care about them.
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โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽจ MY ROOMMATE IS A VAMPIRE COVER REVEAL ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽจ Coming 8/15/2023. PRE-ORDER TODAY! ๐ŸฉธB&N: bit.ly/3Mth0eT ๐ŸฉธAZN: amzn.to/3epzBMb ๐ŸฉธBook Depository: bit.ly/3CN10kN ๐ŸฉธParnassus Books (my indie ๐Ÿ’•): bit.ly/3MiTLUR

ALT Pink and purple cartoon book cover graphic featuring an upside-down vampire in one window and a blond woman in a window to the right of him with the title MY ROOMMATE IS A VAMPIRE in white capitalized stylized letters across the top and JENNA LEVINE in smaller letters at the bottom. Cartoon bats appear on a loop in the background.

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making the moon fucked up is the first step of any good worldbuilding. the moon is normal in your story? just a normal moon? amateur mistake.
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๐Ÿงต Thread Star Wars characters getting married
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Yeah after reading the superb writing featuring Brett Hawthorne we all know Ben is a REAL story teller who understands ART. take a bullet for u babe
26 Dec 2022
I regret to inform you that โ€œGlass Onionโ€ is actively bad. I will discuss first the actual writing of the movie followed by the politics of it. Both suck. SPOILERS follow.
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you cant unscooby-doo whatโ€™s already been scooby-done
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good morning
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I almost made it to 2023 without covid
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free speech baby
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28 Nov 2022
spotify wrapped isnโ€™t enough, i want an excel spreadsheet of my listening habits
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A List of Things People Blamed on Bobbed Hair ๐Ÿงต
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