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Chris @crubba

bland ambassador

Joined February 2009
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Chris@crubba
1 Oct 2022
Elvis Presley died before ciabatta was invented
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School trip to Thorpe Park. Too scared to go on any rollercoasters. Went to KFC. Went straight to Burger King. Shared a bag of 12 donuts with a mate. Went back to KFC.
Mdot@aimlessburner
Jun 13
whats the fattest thing yall have done?
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Chris@crubba
Jun 14
Think there’s been plenty of teams who have lined up with 11 players born outside of Morocco tbf
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
Jun 14
🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Morocco has become the FIRST national team in history to line up 11 players that are ALL born outside Morocco. 🇨🇦 Bono (Montreal) 🇳🇱 Noussair Mazraoui (Leiderdorp) 🇫🇷 Issa Diop (Toulouse) 🇪🇸 Chadi Riad (Palma) 🇪🇸 Achraf Hakimi (Madrid) 🇫🇷 Neil El Aynaoui (Nancy) 🇫🇷 Ayyoub Bouaddi (Senlis) 🇧🇪 Chemsdine Talbi (Sambreville) 🇧🇪 Bilal El Khannouss (Molenbeek) 🇫🇷 Samir El Mourabet (Strasbourg) 🇪🇸 Ismael Saibari (Terrassa)
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Chris@crubba
Jun 14
Hanging out my arse but the first kickoff isn’t until 6pm
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Chris@crubba
Jun 13
Drew Paraguay but the sweepstake has a wooden spoon. Los Guaraníes - we’re getting that entry money back, baby
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Chris@crubba
Jun 12
Been a wonderful 45 minutes for “oh yeah I forgot [celebrity] is Canadian” crowd shots
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Chris@crubba
Jun 12
What in the bass music is going on in the suburbs of Philadelphia
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Chris@crubba
Jun 12
Looking a little bit David Wagner press conference here
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Chris@crubba
Jun 11
Hate when you see a couple who are both proper in shape, walking about wearing shorts with their muscly legs out. Put that shit away
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Chris@crubba
Jun 10
Who could’ve imagined 10 years ago quite how far this site would come #pencilmagicc
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Chris@crubba
Jun 10
Think this might be the exact opposite of “There’s a black boy in my year 1 class called Arshavin”
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Chris@crubba
Jun 9
They’ll be dancing in the streets of No Data if the Blue Wave can get a result
Siddharth Khurana
@SidKhurana3607
Jun 9
Putting each team in the US city (min. 100k) in which they have the highest % of the population:
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Chris@crubba
Jun 7
NME journos with a penchant for calling people [first name] [band name] like “Jamie Klaxons” must’ve nutted when they saw the guy from Fenech-Soler was really called Daniel Fenech-Soler
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Chris@crubba
26 Nov 2022
Can’t stand Mark Pougatch. Has the voice and vibe of a mate’s dad who would tell you off at a barbecue for running around
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Chris@crubba
Jun 6
Guy from London: “Muslim mayor, Jewish bagels, Christian Dior? I don’t understand any of this!”
No Escalators@NoEscalators
Jun 6
The European mind literally cannot comprehend this
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Chris@crubba
Jun 5
Happy birthday, Tart. Be thankful you’re not from the UK with that name
mads@m4dder4ll
Jun 5
TART IS 6! My perfect grumpy chunky gemini babyyyyyyy 😭 everyone wish Tart a happy birthday or else
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Chris@crubba
Jun 4
Incredible stroke of luck to have bazzing it onto a sixpence from forty yards as your autistic special interest
(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪
@ZaidBalll
Jun 4
🚨Paul Scholes: “I don’t like music. I’m not arsed about it! I’m not arsed one bit about music.” [@goodbadftblpod]
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Chris@crubba
Jun 2
On reels you are never more than six scrolls away from a Denver Nuggets Jeans reference that will leave your brain poisoned for the entire week
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Chris@crubba
Jun 2
Players being named after their parents' favourite players is not unheard of, but this combo is SO good (confirmation below)
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Chris@crubba
May 30
Animated GIF on the front page of Wikipedia today. Have some fucking decorum
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