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Joined May 2018
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10 Jul 2023
AO3 I am making you soup. I am tenderly kissing ur forehead and fixing ur blanket. I am gently wiping a tear away from your eye and holding ur hand. get better soon babyboy
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ori retweeted
11 Jul 2023
Itβs been 57 days ( 15 hours ) since my one true love ( ao3 ) has gone to war. ( was attacked by HACKERS ) Ever since he left ( ao3 crashed ) iβve begun to feel mournful. ( iβm becoming delirious) Please return him home safely. ( volunteers, ily for working nonstop for 15 hrs ! )
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ori retweeted
10 Jul 2023
stop its my birthday this is so homophobia π
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2 Jul 2023
criminal minds be like
FBI agent talking to a concerned parent: and how long has your son been dressing...goth?
parent, actively tearing up: ever since his mom died, he hasn't been the same
FBI agent: we got 'em. that's our guy.
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ori retweeted
4 Jun 2023
i spilled my fucking jpeg compression
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ori retweeted
27 May 2023
*sobbing violently* just like... that Lil dude in the booth if he could only imagine what they'll become. What they'll get to do and the ways they get to express themselves in front of millions and be so loved and accepted for it.
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ori retweeted
13 May 2023
Crazy man in a green bolero you will always be remembered π
#Eurovision2023
#Eurovision
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18 Apr 2023
this image is fucking sending me
18 Apr 2023
All from him wanting to pitch his animated cartoon, Breakfast Monkey, to Cartoon Network after being turned down several times before. After witnessing the events while interning for CN, the rest is MCR history
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18 Apr 2023
crunch bite bark scratch [screaming] [ambulance sounds] AUGGHHHH
at this point i tweet based on vague ephemeral vibes that take my fancy. idfk know what any of this means so pls dont ask me
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17 Apr 2023
IM IN A FUCKING WATERPARKS VIDEO???? FOR LIKE A MILLISECOND?? I GUESS @waterparks LIKED MY DAMN PATCHES
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17 Apr 2023
THATS MY LIL JACKET BABYY I PAINTED THAT FUCKING EYE WITH MY OWN 2 HANDS WATERPARKS FANDOM IK IM NOT INVOLVED WITH YALL BUT SOMEONE PLS COME FREAK OUT WITH ME
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16 Apr 2023
criminal minds episode having spencer reid read the intro quote and it's a Terry pratchett quote I feel specifically targeted
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9 Apr 2023
stop giving elish norn boobs!! she got top surgery stop trying to give them back to her!!!
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9 Apr 2023
chest so flat I could use it as a dinner plate and people still insist on drawing her with tig ol biddies. I dont get it. elish norn you are beautiful to ME boobs or no boobs
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9 Apr 2023
hearing a big name talk about this aspect of ADHD with none of the typical self defeating humour makes me feel SO happy and seen
3 Apr 2023
Markiplier makes me feel so seen in this clip. ADHD fucking sucks. Mark is such a cool dude manβ¦
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5 Apr 2023
just in time for passover hashem gave us an extra little plague as a treat (freezing rain)
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ori retweeted
28 Mar 2023
mentally i am sitting in the fisher price electric chair
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